So, my subordinates, we seem to have come to an agreement on ONE THING. And that is that I am in fact the most HANDSOME MAN on the planet. I mean, come on! I am a fucking lad, after all. Haha! ME! QANON! THE GREATEST! Can you believe that?

So, I have come with this thread to "flex on you fake ass niggas" and show you my pure aryan genes! The likes of which none of you have ever seen before

*reveals self*

So here I am, r/banter! I am pretty good looking for my age, right? I mean, its not like I am the most BASED PERSON of all time, QANON, DESTROYER OF LIBTARDS!!

Not only am I that, but I am also Based Emperor and God Emperor Overlord of this entire board! I am also the Leader of the International Elite Hacker Team of 4chan (IEHT4 for short), AND I am also the Based Juggernaut Task Force Epsilon Commander at Arms (BJTFE for short). Along with the help of my good friend Tek PinkyBong™ and #AnonUK to back.

I am based. You are not. We are many. But, you are nothing.

Q