I feel like that a lot of the time
Like I'm sitting there and take a shit and I think ok cool I'm done, spend a few minutes wiping my arse
Then more shit leaks out
And I have to keep wiping
And it just happens on repeat sometimes like fuck my anus why does poop just keep coming out
Or sometimes I'll go sit on the toilet, pee, and then when I leave the bathroom have a sudden urge to poop
WHY DIDN'T YOU POOP WHEN I WAS IN THE BATHROOM BODY!?
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
