i fucked ur mum
i clambered over that heaving gelatinous mass and did her right in her cavernous vagina

i had to swing on her vine-like pubes to make it to my destination but i arrived

i slew that fat bitch with my divine arrow like marduk slew tiamat. my efforts that day were a thing of legend. no man could believe such a feat could be accomplished by a mere mortal. i fucked that horrible creature and left without paying

that's how ur here today my son. now thank me for ur miserable existence