>>10841473Trump and Bill Clinton are golf buddies. Hillary wants to run for President, but Bill knows nobody can stand that bitch.
While golfing, Donny and Billy hatch a crazy plan. Trump will run as a Republican. Bill and Hill will tell all the Jew media to pretend Trump is a real candidate and to focus on him.
Once Trump becomes the Republican nominee, all he has to do is say stupid shit so that people won't vote for him.
Plan seems to be going great, but.. every time Trump says something stupid, he gets more popular. Bill & Hill panic. What if he accidentally wins? They come up with a fake "insurance" document (the fake news Russia dossier).
Anyways, election day rolls around. Trump has literally called POWs pussies, grabbed pussies, fucked a pornstar, and much much more. Yet he still wins.
Hillary loses her shit. She couldn't even win against a literal shill candidate who did everything to lose.
So they use the insurance document, thinking it'll topple him quickly, but he's Teflon Don, shit just bounces off of him.
Now they are using him to destroy the Republican party from within.
Anyways, if you don't believe something's fishy, go look at the video of when Trump is announced winner, and he's in that room with all his campaign staff. He's literally the most egotistical, megalomaniacal, narcissistic man on earth, literally goes from reality TV star to the most powerful man on earth, does it with EVERYONE telling him he can't. And yet look at his reaction when he finds out he won. He looks *shook*. Ivanka looks *shook* (she's his Jew connection). His campaign manager looks *shook*. Don Jr? He wasn't in the know, dude looks ecstatic.
