So my housemate is playing that online Final Fantasy on ps4 in the living room and recently he told me he was marrying some random girl from the free company he's in. Pretty pathetic considering it costs real money to book the wedding, but whatever, that's his business.

The real problem: It's been about 2 hours now and I walked past the living room to get some food and he's sexting this "girl", covered in blankets so probably jerking it. My TV and stuff are in the living room but I don't want to be anywhere near the fat loser while he's getting his rocks off. What do?