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what is the problem with Christians?

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:26:29 No.10853736 View View Reply Original Report

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I was shopping for groceries the other day and I was wearing a master of puppets shirt. some old hag came up to me and started preaching about how I worship satan. how does the christian brain function? the only serious religious people I know are mostly women. why is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:28:20 No.10853737 Report

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>>10853736
That shirt is fucking ugly though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:28:44 No.10853738 Report

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>>10853736
If they weren’t Catholic or Orthodox they are basically Satanic Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:32:34 No.10853739 Report

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I dunno, man. The sane ones look and act like everyone else. I remember the Doom controversy where everyone thought it was satanic. The developers kept coming out and saying "Did you know that killing demons is about the most Christian thing you can do?" but it all fell on deaf ears because the media had their narrative and ran with it.

So, not much has changed.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:33:29 No.10853740 Report

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>>10853736
>I was wearing a master of puppets shirt.
kys

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:35:25 No.10853741 Report

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>>10853736
>I was wearing a Metallica shirt and Christian came up and accused me of worshiping Satan!
I remember when I used to make up these kinds of stories. I was in middle school.
You have to be 18 to post here, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:35:30 No.10853742 Report

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>>10853736
none of that shit happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:42:39 No.10853743 Report

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Imagine if you argued the same about a a right wing band who had a star of david on their album cover in a suggestively negative manner and a jew came up kvetching at you?

The same about islam?

You would break and never wear that t-shirt again faggot.

Metallica are not christians and they co-opted our symbol as a means to make money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:44:15 No.10853744 Report

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>>10853736
>ow does the christian brain function?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgrxgp2Jp94
>it feeds
>it grows
>it clouds all that you will know

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:48:16 No.10853745 Report

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>>10853736
Christians love a good cancelling. SJWs as well. Remember that scientist that discovered some space comet got cancelled because he wore a hawaii-type shirt with some women on it? The same way christkeks cry "blasphemy". But this time you don't have the law on your side. Get fucked, semites.
>>10853737
>>10853738
>>10853739
>>10853740
>>10853740
>>10853741
>>10853742
>>10853743
Case in point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:49:41 No.10853746 Report

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>Memetallica
The old lady was probably right seeing as she was a young person when Metallica came out . The drummer sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:56:33 No.10853747 Report

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>>10853736
Metallica is pleb-tier metal, always has been. You should be ashamed.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:58:05 No.10853748 Report

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>>10853742
It sounds believable to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:58:38 No.10853749 Report

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>>10853747
Whiplash is one of the greatest songs ever written.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 19:59:11 No.10853750 Report

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>>10853736
they hate retards like u

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:00:29 No.10853751 Report

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>christian brain

oxymoron.

If you could reason with christians, there would be no christians

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:00:54 No.10853752 Report

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>>10853750
Christians are all retarded are afraid to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:02:39 No.10853753 Report

Quoted By: >>10853764

Always thought that album cover was a representation of Arlington cemetery and of course the puppetmaster hands being le jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:03:04 No.10853754 Report

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>>10853752
>links me a meme
yeah ur retarded do you even understand what embracing your cross means? god you are awful at baiting im gonna go jerk off to jewish porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:04:29 No.10853755 Report

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>>10853754
refute his point with reason then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:05:18 No.10853756 Report

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>>10853743
And here I thought OP was the biggest fag in this thread. Your Christian butthurt fee-fees are delectable. "Our" symbol my ass. I'm sure the guys in Metallica got together and decided to pose as Christians to sell more records. Bible study brown-nosers like you make me want to worship Satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:06:22 No.10853757 Report

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Also this feels like a /b/ thread circa 2005

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:07:59 No.10853758 Report

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>>10853755
no it's a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:10:30 No.10853759 Report

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>>10853736
jokes on them, james hetfield is a christian. he has crosses and saints tattooed all over him. a fuck ton of their songs are about biblical stories (four horsemen, creeping death, etc) metallica is in no way a satanic band. let them know that next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:11:02 No.10853760 Report

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>>10853736
Do you know how I know you are lying?
Georgia is too poor for supermarkets and the people there are too poor for food, so you can't even afford a Metallica shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:11:17 No.10853761 Report

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>adult male
>wearing band shirts in public
>especially metal band shirts
I think there's a bigger issue here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:12:43 No.10853762 Report

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>>10853736

Wearing these shirts are ok if you're in late teens or early 20s

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:12:53 No.10853763 Report

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>>10853745
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:13:11 No.10853764 Report

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>>10853753
you are correct. puppets itself is a song about drug addiction, but the album artwork is clearly based on the disposable heroes song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:14:29 No.10853765 Report

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Yeah, on behalf of christians. Sorry about that bro. Old women are fucking stupid anyway.

>>10853737
Album is good tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:15:48 No.10853766 Report

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>>10853746
They all suck, it's a travesty they're the pinnacle of metal notoriety. It's like saying Stephen King is the greatest horror writer, because he has the best Jews shilling for him and has sold the most crap to plebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:16:38 No.10853767 Report

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>>10853736
Show nose

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:17:54 No.10853768 Report

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>>10853751
ah shit here we go again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:18:14 No.10853769 Report

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>>10853736
one of the main reasons I can't stand the TradCath meme
there was some seriously smooth-brained shit the Catholics/Christians were doing in the 80's-90's. I grew up in an area with a lot of Baptists and some of the shit they believed and said is legit retard-tier that no wonder most blacks are Baptist
>b-b-but those are Baptists
it's just a more literal version of shit in the bible. >worked with a guy that had keys to the church and got to leave work early Saturday 'cause GOTTA RISE AND SHINE FOR THE LORD TOMORROW
>another guy made his kids study the bible during summer vacation and when he would get home he would quiz them about what they read
>another guy broke up with his girlfriend and dedicated his life to Christ (life of celibacy and all that)
>can't do shit without them proselytizing to you and cornering you with religious questions
>Jehovah's Witnesses bothering you in the parking lot of the store, at your house, at the gas station (really) to explain to you how Satan rules the world and hand you issues of The Watch Tower
>only listen to gospel ("inspirational") on the radio 24/7
That shit is a fucking cult, man. Straight up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:18:48 No.10853770 Report

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>>10853736
>*tips fedora
>*sheathes his axe
In a way they knew before many others, that media, symbolism, and culture can be used by evil forces to sway society and the flock. They weren't wrong, wether you agree with their reasons or not.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:21:08 No.10853771 Report

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>>10853765
>Album is good tho.
no, its basic bitch metal
stop with this cringe immediatley, op is well knowing that beeing intelligent and listening to metallica is a contradiction, you are fooled by his froggish bait. shame on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:21:59 No.10853772 Report

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>>10853736
Dress like an adult you dumb faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kaMAfiWP Mon 27 Jul 2020 20:25:42 No.10854475 Report

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>>10853736
Well, indirectly you do worship Satan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wh+fvSAQ Mon 27 Jul 2020 23:56:18 No.10856472 Report

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>>10853768
Really, Germans?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IpLz/m7N Tue 28 Jul 2020 03:39:11 No.10858314 Report

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metal is shit, the only people who listen to it are autistic men who need an extremely loud stimulus in their ear

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