>>1086233Our suffering only makes us stronger. And we will need this strength in the decades to come. As the rising sea levels swallows our state, we will be forced north. They will be unwilling to share their already strained resources, inevitably leading to conflict.
However, unable to withstand the rising temperatures, they will prove no match for our sun stroked and meth addicted hordes. They will see our mighty warriors riding alligators towards their feeble settlements, and know their hour of doom is upon them.
Summer is coming, snowbirds. And so are we.
