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Anonymous ID:15ObNZA1 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:04:54 No.1086567 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1086574 >>1086580 >>1086581 >>1086582 >>1086605 >>1086613 >>1086635 >>1086646 >>1086657

I have a real gril coming over today. How not to spill spaghetti?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PGCOE3c3 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:06:43 No.1086574 Report

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>>1086567
Don't wear any pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P/Avxy6A Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:06:55 No.1086575 Report

Quoted By: >>1086674

>girl (female)
>not girl (male)

You fucking degenerate get with the times

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cV3uKEOe Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:07:50 No.1086580 Report

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>>1086567
Immediately offer her a laced drink. Don't whip out the spaghetti until she loses consciousness. Proceed to have a worry-free good time with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mfr51673 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:08:01 No.1086581 Report

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>>1086567
ask her took cook you tendies and then ask how your dad is doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/zYqkrgq Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:08:09 No.1086582 Report

Quoted By: >>1086609 >>1086655

Don't talk, just stare.
>>1086567

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NbZuWgC Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:12:54 No.1086605 Report

Quoted By: >>1086720

>>1086567
rehearse the situation in your head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7hDyaAZ9 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:14:07 No.1086609 Report

Quoted By: >>1086655

>>1086582
this, most fuck up by saying something stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iJkCIrSg Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:14:54 No.1086613 Report

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>>1086567
have something to do, like video games. Bitches love GTA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQ78wdI3 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:19:48 No.1086635 Report

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>>1086567
Mention Kekistan, if you consider yourself a Kekold be sure to mention how much you love worshipping a cartoon frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0d70y2LT Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:21:20 No.1086646 Report

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>>1086567
Find out what she likes and talk about that. Make sure you compliment often. If you can be funny, or learn to cook as chicks love that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JCNAAQdt Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:23:08 No.1086655 Report

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>>1086609
>>1086582
This but get her to talk about herself instead through minimal dialogue. People love talking about themselves and you'll be able to properly engage in conversation because you'll know what she likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQ78wdI3 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:23:19 No.1086657 Report

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>>1086567
If you cum in her she will get pregnant and you can fuck her all you want, we all know you're gonna cum too fast and this is the only poonani you're ever gonna get might as well make a little bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Jff2hbX Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:25:22 No.1086672 Report

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fap like 3 times, this way you won't be thinking of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIpTODDW Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:25:22 No.1086674 Report

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>>1086575
this

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Anonymous ID:15ObNZA1 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:33:12 No.1086720 Report

Quoted By: >>1086813

>>1086605
She's a big Harry Potter fan so we're gonna do a marathon today. Just gotta make funny comments here and there right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7hDyaAZ9 Sun 18 Jun 2017 13:49:22 No.1086813 Report

Quoted By: >>1086890 >>1086900

>>1086720
just dont overdo it, alright? Often a guy will shower the girl in compliments etc. without releasing the tension that builds up. And Im not talking about some BS like negging or whatever, but balance is always important. Give her a compliment, make her laugh, pull back, repeat. Dont seem desperate is what im saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NbZuWgC Sun 18 Jun 2017 14:04:45 No.1086890 Report

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>>1086813
this, ive fucked up so many relationships because id over do it.

personally, id watch a couple youtube videos on interaction w/ girls. doesnt really hurt to watch a couple.

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Anonymous ID:15ObNZA1 Sun 18 Jun 2017 14:06:24 No.1086900 Report

Quoted By: >>1086941

>>1086813
Dang thats some good advice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQ78wdI3 Sun 18 Jun 2017 14:12:03 No.1086941 Report

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>>1086900
>his voice is kill

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