For too long, the world has been plagued by a nation built and populated by by feral conquistadors, military dictators, war criminals, airheaded historical revisionists, and gauchos who mercilessly killed native Patagonians who didn't understand what domesticated livestock were.

To this day, Argentine politicians have persistently sought to divert from their failings by whipping their pea-brained citizenry into a frenzy over completely falsified, spurious territorial claims.

So to all Argies out there, heed this warning. If everyone else made claims on your territory as historically and morally spurious as your own claims on ours, your nation would look like this.

The Falklands are not Argentinian, and never will be.