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Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:44:17 No.1089759 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1091314 >>1091410 >>1091668 >>1092190

You can wish for any power, but the anon under your post will give you a condition to try to make it useless or inconvenient

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1CCHhWx Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:44:50 No.1089761 Report

Quoted By: >>1089776 >>1089778 >>1089782

teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:djJofnc2 Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:45:19 No.1089763 Report

Quoted By: >>1089782

strongest man on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TNH9pvIx Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:46:57 No.1089776 Report

Quoted By: >>1089809

>>1089761
You can only teleport to your parents' bedroom.

Flight.

!Desu9DvVfg

!Desu9DvVfg ID:4fqgKkNz Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:47:01 No.1089778 Report

Quoted By: >>1089797 >>1089812

>>1089761
You can only teleport to London

X-ray vision

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7TNSWlgr Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:47:17 No.1089782 Report

Quoted By: >>1089802 >>1090098

>>1089761

Only to African or arabic countries

>>1089763

She will still not love you

The ability to get dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1CCHhWx Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:48:31 No.1089797 Report

Quoted By: >>1089847 >>1089848

>>1089778
you can only use it while you are by yourself

fire breathing

!Desu9DvVfg

!Desu9DvVfg ID:4fqgKkNz Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:48:44 No.1089802 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089782
Only on /mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q9yRQcba Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:49:24 No.1089809 Report

Quoted By: >>1089828

>>1089776
can only fly a centimeter off the ground, grinding your benis on the ground

can grow nails at will

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16W604It Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:49:59 No.1089812 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089778
you can only use it on your mom and grandma

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1CCHhWx Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:51:04 No.1089828 Report

Quoted By: >>1089854

>>1089809
you lose height equal to the distance you grow your nails

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0vJzTzaK Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:53:21 No.1089847 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089797
you can't control it

being invisible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UtQUalZ Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:53:37 No.1089848 Report

Quoted By: >>1089876

>>1089797
Have to get gangraped by 50 guys everytime you use your power once.

>Complete Time Manipulation

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:q9yRQcba Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:54:13 No.1089854 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089828
thats pretty cool, actually

>about to get punched in the face
>grow nails an extra foot
>punch flies over my head
>claw the baddie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:azSF1KJ4 Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:57:00 No.1089876 Report

Quoted By: >>1089890

>>1089848
by freezing time, you freeze yourself as well, thus ending the universe as we know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:azSF1KJ4 Sun 18 Jun 2017 18:57:55 No.1089890 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089876
i forgot

>an hero

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ub0P0B8W Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:02:41 No.1089936 Report

Quoted By: >>1089993

killing myself at will

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UtQUalZ Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:08:49 No.1089993 Report

Quoted By: >>1090002

>>1089936
You have no will.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ub0P0B8W Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:09:55 No.1090002 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089993

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HDKcAh5A Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:14:32 No.1090046 Report

Quoted By: >>1090067 >>1090069

Having a qt gf(female)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:16:12 No.1090067 Report

Quoted By: >>1090071 >>1090091

>>1090046
she is yandere psycho killer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6WLV9ui Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:16:37 No.1090069 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090046
She convinces you to have unprotected sex with her and you contract HIV because she got raped by a pack of niggers as a child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:17:02 No.1090071 Report

Quoted By: >>1090076 >>1090079 >>1090110

>>1090067
i wish for immortality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yWtPLlEc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:17:32 No.1090076 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090071
You feel eternal pain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6WLV9ui Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:17:38 No.1090079 Report

Quoted By: >>1090101

>>1090071
You are immortal only at death

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:18:12 No.1090083 Report

Quoted By: >>1090094 >>1090097 >>1090124

Most powerful man in the world (attractiveness, physically, mentally, monetarily etc.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yWtPLlEc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:18:35 No.1090087 Report

Quoted By: >>1090100 >>1090105

I wish I was acrobatic!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HDKcAh5A Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:18:46 No.1090091 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090067
I'm okay with this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6WLV9ui Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:18:52 No.1090094 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090083
You become the most powerful man... in a different world where you're the only person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:19:04 No.1090097 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090083
Everybody dies, you're the only human left.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXggo2Kd Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:19:12 No.1090098 Report

Quoted By: >>1090112

>>1089782
You devalue dubs site-wide, and dubs are not longer special.

Gimme invisibility for 400, Alex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:19:21 No.1090100 Report

Quoted By: >>1090111 >>1090114

>>1090087
Every time you bend and stretch you get a boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:19:22 No.1090101 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090079
so whenever i'm about to die, i don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXggo2Kd Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:19:37 No.1090105 Report

Quoted By: >>1090116

>>1090087
You have no limbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hfP+Z4fa Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:20:03 No.1090110 Report

Quoted By: >>1090128 >>1090174 >>1090177

>>1090071
you are a mine worker and the mine colapsed.
noone is searching for you.
Make my cute waifus come to life and love me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yWtPLlEc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:20:11 No.1090111 Report

Quoted By: >>1090126

>>1090100
Eh... It could work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:20:15 No.1090112 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090098
Can only go invisible in your room, at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6WLV9ui Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:20:19 No.1090114 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090100
You can just tape your penis I guess desu and wear compression pants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yWtPLlEc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:20:29 No.1090116 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090105
Well shit

ultra.pleeb

ultra.pleeb ID:uDcIV/0u Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:21:46 No.1090124 Report

Quoted By: >>1090138

>>1090083
Only when u look in the mirror

shapeshift

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hfP+Z4fa Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:22:12 No.1090126 Report

Quoted By: >>1090142

>>1090111
Checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:22:15 No.1090128 Report

Quoted By: >>1090158

>>1090110
i litteraly have all the time in the world to dig myself out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:22:24 No.1090131 Report

Quoted By: >>1090143 >>1090148 >>1090150 >>1090151

I wish to be able to read people's minds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:22:45 No.1090138 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090124
You can only shape shift into a Jew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yWtPLlEc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:13 No.1090142 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090126
OH! I didn't even notice that!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:14 No.1090143 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090131
you don't know how to read

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y3BLFz2L Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:15 No.1090144 Report

Quoted By: >>1090161 >>1090162 >>1090239

The power to shitpost on all boards without getting b&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6WLV9ui Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:25 No.1090148 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090131
You can only read negative and depressing thoughts and can't stop so you yourself are always depressed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:41 No.1090150 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090131
Only can read their minds when they're sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+vS/U2E Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:23:41 No.1090151 Report

Quoted By: >>1090168

>>1090131
you can only read minds in other continents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hfP+Z4fa Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:24:05 No.1090158 Report

Quoted By: >>1090178

>>1090128
Sure,dig yourself out 500M below sea level.
Immortal does not mean strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:24:12 No.1090159 Report

Quoted By: >>1090169 >>1090180

i wish to be the flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:24:35 No.1090161 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090144
4cham is shut down permanently

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+vS/U2E Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:24:35 No.1090162 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090144
no one sees your shitposts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:12 No.1090168 Report

Quoted By: >>1091983

>>1090151
>I can read Trump's mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:14 No.1090169 Report

Quoted By: >>1090191

>>1090159
Can only run with a but plug in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HDKcAh5A Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:23 No.1090174 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090110
They love you. That's illegal. You go to jail and get raped by Mamadou for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+TAhdp6U Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:30 No.1090177 Report

Quoted By: >>1090188 >>1090219

>>1090110
they all have various plaques currently unknown to mankind

the ability to stop space and time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:37 No.1090178 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090158
time builds strength. by the time i get out i will be a 10/10 chad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y3BLFz2L Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:25:40 No.1090180 Report

Quoted By: >>1090316

>>1090159
You cannot stop unless you hit a wall and die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:26:21 No.1090188 Report

Quoted By: >>1090209

>>1090177
Only for 5 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:26:39 No.1090191 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090169
fine by me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:27:37 No.1090209 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090188
>stop time
>5 seconds
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:28:43 No.1090219 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090177
you stop with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9B7V0kdO Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:29:29 No.1090227 Report

Quoted By: >>1090298 >>1090299 >>1090525 >>1091150

I have 9 inch cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jqp5qJJc Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:30:15 No.1090239 Report

Quoted By: >>1091140

>>1090144
You can only shitpost on Indiachan

I choose telekinesis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:30:21 No.1090298 Report

Quoted By: >>1091090

>>1090227
you are a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:30:25 No.1090299 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090227
You have a 9 inch chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoOhwvor Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:31:35 No.1090316 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090180
couldn't i just phase through it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDcIV/0u Sun 18 Jun 2017 19:48:46 No.1090525 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090227
you cant feel pleasure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:36:48 No.1091090 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090298
but that's even better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uah9wY8C Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:41:26 No.1091140 Report

Quoted By: >>1091169 >>1091228

>>1090239
It only works when your parents have sex

The ability to send people to the desert for 30 days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q3WtnFUd Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:42:18 No.1091150 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090227
All women only want 3 inch below average benis.

Telekinesis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cgNwy81w Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:44:29 No.1091169 Report

Quoted By: >>1091241

>>1091140
you have to live under sharia law.

give me teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q3WtnFUd Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:45:22 No.1091228 Report

Quoted By: >>1091254

>>1091140
Can send people to desert but Everyone you do you get medically retarded

Ability to check these dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/Tfqlba Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:46:49 No.1091241 Report

Quoted By: >>1091260 >>1091307

>>1091169
You can only teleport into people's bathrooms while they're using them

Ability to create world peace

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uah9wY8C Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:47:59 No.1091254 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091228
You can only check dubs if the tip of your penis is in a blender

Ability to get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZdMPPqx Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:48:39 No.1091260 Report

Quoted By: >>1091291 >>1091300

>>1091241
World peace by extinction event. (For example, the moon hits us.)

The gift of flight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSAMLRnZ Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:52:06 No.1091291 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091260
You can only fly 1mm off the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lYdEirZ0 Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:52:59 No.1091300 Report

Quoted By: >>1091356

>>1091260
Powered by farting and making chicken noises/gestures

$10,000 dropped into my bank account every single day, not detectable by the IRS, can be used in every place around the world, invulnerable to damage, and can only be withdrawn and exchanged by me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yJDXZtwJ Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:53:20 No.1091304 Report

Quoted By: >>1091313

molecular alteration!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uah9wY8C Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:53:41 No.1091307 Report

Quoted By: >>1091409

>>1091241
The only way for world peace is to start WWIII

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lYdEirZ0 Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:54:00 No.1091313 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091304
You can only alter the size of your ears

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PUpdAvcH Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:54:03 No.1091314 Report

Quoted By: >>1091326

>>1089759
I would like The Ability to see The Bigger Picture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1CCHhWx Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:55:24 No.1091326 Report

Quoted By: >>1091332

>>1091314
you can't focus on details anymore

water walking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lYdEirZ0 Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:56:18 No.1091332 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091326
You can only walk on boiling water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZdMPPqx Sun 18 Jun 2017 20:58:52 No.1091356 Report

Quoted By: >>1091593

>>1091300
hyperinflation hits, that $10,000 per day is now worthless

Ice magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/bP0spxz Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:02:27 No.1091396 Report

Quoted By:

Omnipotence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/Tfqlba Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:03:41 No.1091409 Report

Quoted By: >>1091676 >>1091707

>>1091307
I have a feeling that WWIII is coming close, and we are the reason for that (we as in Syrians)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PUpdAvcH Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:03:43 No.1091410 Report

Quoted By: >>1091416 >>1091420

>>1089759
from what cartoon is that weird looking cat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lYdEirZ0 Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:04:21 No.1091416 Report

Quoted By: >>1091460

>>1091410
Madoka Magica

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:04:59 No.1091420 Report

Quoted By: >>1091460

>>1091410
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
/a/'s favorite anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PUpdAvcH Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:06:33 No.1091460 Report

Quoted By: >>1091474

>>1091416
>>1091420
>fucking schoolgirls

why can't the make weird looking cats going on crazy adventures and skip the schoolgirls for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:08:08 No.1091474 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091460
Just watch it, it's not what you think it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWSyrelr Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:20:18 No.1091593 Report

Quoted By: >>1091608 >>1091614

>>1091356
Global warming accelerates, and your magic only ends up being viable if you have a refrigerator nearby.

I wish I could turn into a cute girl at will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I1CCHhWx Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:21:50 No.1091608 Report

Quoted By: >>1091651

>>1091593
you have your soul put into a little gemstone and when you succumb to negative emotions you become a witch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PUpdAvcH Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:22:10 No.1091614 Report

Quoted By: >>1091651

>>1091593
>I wish I could turn into a cute girl at will.

You can turn into the cutest girl but only on red districts between 2AM and 4AM and only with your clothes off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gf9wHCoF Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:25:53 No.1091641 Report

Quoted By: >>1093313

Being the best manipulator possible

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nWSyrelr Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:26:58 No.1091651 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091608
>>1091614
D E A L
E
A
L

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PUpdAvcH Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:28:04 No.1091668 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089759
There's next to no porn for this fucking cat and I'm horny as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uah9wY8C Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:28:52 No.1091676 Report

Quoted By: >>1092031

>>1091409
Why do you bomb us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Gf9wHCoF Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:32:24 No.1091707 Report

Quoted By: >>1092031

>>1091409
I hope it will come
>If nukes then i'll just either build a shelter or go as close to the explosion as possible to turn into dust in less than a second
>If normal warfare then i'l just shoot some faglords and then die fighting like a real man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qIS5veYH Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:02:47 No.1091983 Report

Quoted By:

>>1090168
Trump is in the same continent as we are, you fucking moron

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/Tfqlba Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:08:54 No.1092031 Report

Quoted By: >>1092078

>>1091676
Obzi daezi we sori for bamb u
>>1091707
I should start building a shelter to survive and live Fallout IRL.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Gf9wHCoF Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:13:54 No.1092078 Report

Quoted By: >>1092113 >>1092135

>>1092031
Fallout irl wouldn't be as fun as it sounds
>radiation
>no food because most of food will het radiated, and animals & plants will die
>you'll see deceasing bodies of people you loved and knew as soon as you get out of your bunker

I'd like a normal, gun using war more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I+i6DMlN Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:16:46 No.1092113 Report

Quoted By: >>1092127

>>1092078
turns into a water pistol if point it at a human

invisibility

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpHDl5Yk Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:18:11 No.1092127 Report

Quoted By: >>1092200 >>1092203

>>1092113
It only works when nobody is around you.

I wish for my cute 2D animu waifu to be real and love me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/Tfqlba Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:18:46 No.1092135 Report

Quoted By:

>>1092078
I don't give a shit I want Liberty Prime and a Power Armor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MoDAXrf9 Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:25:01 No.1092190 Report

Quoted By:

>>1089759
A power which cannot be canceled or turned off which can cancel all other powers and has no secondary effects/side effects whatsoever on the user of said power .

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AgwHfW6u Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:26:27 No.1092200 Report

Quoted By: >>1092231

>>1092127
Your waifu is probably underage, so you'll become a sex offender and go to prison.

I wish for the power to be able to talk to people outside of an academic/professional setting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MoDAXrf9 Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:26:51 No.1092203 Report

Quoted By:

>>1092127
but the power only works while your not looking at her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VZdMPPqx Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:29:48 No.1092231 Report

Quoted By: >>1092243

>>1092200
However, everyone already has that power, so your wish is made redundant.

I wish to sign people into soul binding contracts, without their permission.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WEuCRm9U Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:30:58 No.1092243 Report

Quoted By:

>>1092231
You get homu'd on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mmr2bHsL Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:44:34 No.1092473 Report

Quoted By: >>1092491 >>1093335

Be a sex god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q9yRQcba Sun 18 Jun 2017 22:46:51 No.1092491 Report

Quoted By:

>>1092473
Your only power is giving an erection to men you talk to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdBKoJ7t Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:21:48 No.1093140 Report

Quoted By: >>1093242

I wish to be a cute loli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xx6n0KkH Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:28:56 No.1093226 Report

Quoted By: >>1093230

Immunity to all negative side affects that comes from powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BwBsDoat Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:29:43 No.1093230 Report

Quoted By: >>1093242

>>1093226
You get no powers then, full immunity!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xx6n0KkH Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:31:11 No.1093242 Report

Quoted By:

>>1093230
Gay>>1093140
Your an African warlords fuckpet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C1xir7oF Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:36:17 No.1093288 Report

Quoted By: >>1093297

I have the power...to have as many powers as I want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qIS5veYH Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:37:10 No.1093297 Report

Quoted By: >>1093317

>>1093288
Every time you get a new power your skin gets darker!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bPD/UBNa Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:38:51 No.1093308 Report

Quoted By: >>1093317

I Have the Power to Make all Waifus and Anime Reals
Beat This Faggots
Also
Esdeath Best Gurl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1alIzvbn Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:39:13 No.1093313 Report

Quoted By:

>>1091641
Your head turns into onion every time you use your gift.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C1xir7oF Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:39:37 No.1093317 Report

Quoted By: >>1093327 >>1093391

>>1093297
Then I will use the power to become permanently white.

>>1093308
They will always hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bPD/UBNa Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:40:30 No.1093327 Report

Quoted By: >>1093349 >>1093452

>>1093317
FUCK YOU
You Become Albino by using this power

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1alIzvbn Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:41:02 No.1093335 Report

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>>1092473
But you enjoy only men.

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Anonymous ID:C1xir7oF Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:42:32 No.1093349 Report

Quoted By: >>1093366

>>1093327
Then I will use my powers to become human again.

You can't win, Kyle.

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Anonymous ID:bPD/UBNa Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:45:03 No.1093366 Report

Quoted By: >>1093391

>>1093349
You transform into an nigger since we are all human

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Anonymous ID:C1xir7oF Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:47:14 No.1093391 Report

Quoted By: >>1093452

>>1093366
>>1093317

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Anonymous ID:bPD/UBNa Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:52:56 No.1093452 Report

Quoted By: >>1093474

>>1093391
>>1093327

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Anonymous ID:FS8nfqZt Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:54:21 No.1093474 Report

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>>1093452
>not realizing he can use powers to change the effects of that power so he doesn't become albino

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Anonymous ID:1alIzvbn Sun 18 Jun 2017 23:55:35 No.1093490 Report

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People I like will have children 1.5 times more intelligent than they normally would and people I don't like will have children with additional chromosome.

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