Videogames are fucking gay and for children. I literally never sit down and play them. In fact, I haven't played one in over 5 years. I think the last game I played was Hearthstone in 2015.

If you still doubt me then look at the average Twitch streamer. These are "professional gamers" who spend hours playing games. They are fat nerds or skinny pale dorks with zero muscle mass. Idiots actually donate money to them which is even more shocking. None of these people live enviable lives except for the money they make. They are the eternal manchildren of the internet.

Literally the best thing you can do next to quitting porn is quitting vidya forever. You only play because you got addicted to them as a small child when you didn't know any better. And now you're nostalgic to bring back those warm childhood feelings while you play stupid shoot 'em up game number 4,312,235.

Prove me wrong.