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ID:2c88b7jP No.10906698 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
My mother is aborting me while I type this.


>Be me
>Hyper intelligent unborn fetus.
>Victim of multi-national conspiracy. Exposed to psycho-active pestilence.
>Use newly acquired psycho-kinetic powers to read mommy's subconscious
>Mommy's getting rid of me :(
>Did I do something wrong?
>Continue to search her memories
>Mommy's last customer made me...
>He did it intentionally.
>Use my technopathy to interface with near by computers.
>Computers are everywhere, even in people, my mommy.
>Discover VCC.
>Cross reference mommy's memories with google searches.
>Learn to read, learn to type, learn about world.
>Learn about world
>Uh-oh
>Bad people drugged mommy.
>Bad people made me.
>They've been doing things like this forever. I'm a lab rat.
>Keep interfacing with VCC
>Discover evangelical message board.
>A gentleman is ranting about women terminating 8 month old pregnancies and how it's practically murder
>I'm an 8 month old pregnancy
>I give him a like
>Fight the power