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>Be Canadacuck
>Have laws against "muh hate speech"
>Live in a wet cardboard box
>Taxed 900000 dollars a year to support refugees and various non-whites
>Sotolerant.png
>Get message from Swedish father on my 2001 phone
>He donated his house, car, and wife to the refugee that impregnated his daughter
>Inspired.png
>Leave to donate my weekly earnings to the gypsies that stole my lawnmower for parts
>Go outside while enjoying a crackpipe
>Need directions
>See unidentified bipedal possible human
>"hello xir"
>"MY PRONOUN IS XIRE YOUR SHITLORD"
>Misgendered 4th dimensional gender diesel racecar
>Have my wife's son taken away for life
>Feminists protest outside my sentencing because of my blatant misogyny while protected by the pigs
>Applaud their bravery
>Divorced for all of my assets
>Go to jail
>Have to suck off prisoners and guards or else be labeled homophobic
>Contract HIV
>10 years added to my sentence for assuming it's genetic code
>Get released 40 years later
>After mandatory castration I need direction
>See non-gender/species identified citizen of unknown planet
>"Excuse me"-
>"were you about to misgender me?"
>Shit.png
>Sentenced to life in prison on the spot
Such is life in Canada.
>Have laws against "muh hate speech"
>Live in a wet cardboard box
>Taxed 900000 dollars a year to support refugees and various non-whites
>Sotolerant.png
>Get message from Swedish father on my 2001 phone
>He donated his house, car, and wife to the refugee that impregnated his daughter
>Inspired.png
>Leave to donate my weekly earnings to the gypsies that stole my lawnmower for parts
>Go outside while enjoying a crackpipe
>Need directions
>See unidentified bipedal possible human
>"hello xir"
>"MY PRONOUN IS XIRE YOUR SHITLORD"
>Misgendered 4th dimensional gender diesel racecar
>Have my wife's son taken away for life
>Feminists protest outside my sentencing because of my blatant misogyny while protected by the pigs
>Applaud their bravery
>Divorced for all of my assets
>Go to jail
>Have to suck off prisoners and guards or else be labeled homophobic
>Contract HIV
>10 years added to my sentence for assuming it's genetic code
>Get released 40 years later
>After mandatory castration I need direction
>See non-gender/species identified citizen of unknown planet
>"Excuse me"-
>"were you about to misgender me?"
>Shit.png
>Sentenced to life in prison on the spot
Such is life in Canada.
