>>10915485>is it better than wanking?Depends who you're with and how much you've trained them. I can't wank anymore because I've had so much sex.
>I've only tried the devils lettuce once.Well try it again in a better state of mind. Do it by yourself with a good anime or a movie or something. Don't do it with friends that could pressure you or make you feel weird.
>Are guns fun?Easily one of the most fun and calming things in the world. Nothing is more relaxing than smoking a cigarette in a dim lit room shirtless with italian opera music playing in the background while you clean your gun.
>guns are very very illegalI actually just looked up your gun laws and they're not.
"You must obtain a Provisional License that authorises you to discharge a firearm at a specific shooting range for the purpose of training in the use of the firearm. You can obtain a copy of the Provisional License application form from the Government Printery at the address at the bottom of this page. The form should be completed in accordance with the included instructions and returned, together with the following documents, to the TTPS Firearms Section."
The only thing I can find that you have to do is be at least 25, talk with your police for to get a character statement (says your not a criminal), pass a psych evaluation and submit some forms.
If you really want a gun and want to have fun it's worth it.