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>be american
>wake up in the morning
>open window
>Outside there is a marching band, secret service, and President Trump standing there in a picnic, along with all the leaders of the world having American Hot Dogs, and American Angus Hamburgers.
>On the coast to your left, the USS Ronald Reagan launches 5 F-15's and they pass by with American color smoke.
>Ronald fucking Reagan standing there next to Nancy Reagan as a Hologram, while another hologram projects the fall of the Berlin fuckin' Wall.
>People cheering, in American folding seats.
>They tip 15% for the great show, while the Ringling Brothers perform.
>To the right, the original World Trade Centers rise up, and more and more buildings are being built instantly, all being branded with TRUMP.
>Bald Eagles from Florida screech in American, and laugh in American.
>Abraham Lincoln is HAVING A FUCKING SANDWICH WITH JOHN WILKES BOOTH AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT AMERICA.
>Everyone gathers to the middle, and begins to sing "America the Beautiful"
>In the middle, Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party, ISIS, Assad, Sadiq Khan, and Larry Page all in the trap door, trapped in a cage.
>Hulk fucking Hogan flies off a C-130 with no parachute
>all you hear is "BROTHERRRRRRRRRR"
>he fucking lands feet first into the cage top, and stands heroically, as the faggots fall to hell.
>Everyone is cheering.
>Everyone grabs a gun provided by TRUMP
>They shoot into the air
>Fireworks go off
>They are shaped into the letters "USA"
>all is well
>Bald Eagles give mail to you from balconY
>you open it
>"America is Great now."
>-Donald J. Trump
>have heart attack
>Fee : $32300
>leave tip
>go home to hot wife, beautiful children, great house, and great town.
>go back to room
>watch news
>"Argentina ranked #1 in crime, and rape!"
>Turn off TV and go to sleep
>wake up in the morning
>open window
>Outside there is a marching band, secret service, and President Trump standing there in a picnic, along with all the leaders of the world having American Hot Dogs, and American Angus Hamburgers.
>On the coast to your left, the USS Ronald Reagan launches 5 F-15's and they pass by with American color smoke.
>Ronald fucking Reagan standing there next to Nancy Reagan as a Hologram, while another hologram projects the fall of the Berlin fuckin' Wall.
>People cheering, in American folding seats.
>They tip 15% for the great show, while the Ringling Brothers perform.
>To the right, the original World Trade Centers rise up, and more and more buildings are being built instantly, all being branded with TRUMP.
>Bald Eagles from Florida screech in American, and laugh in American.
>Abraham Lincoln is HAVING A FUCKING SANDWICH WITH JOHN WILKES BOOTH AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT AMERICA.
>Everyone gathers to the middle, and begins to sing "America the Beautiful"
>In the middle, Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party, ISIS, Assad, Sadiq Khan, and Larry Page all in the trap door, trapped in a cage.
>Hulk fucking Hogan flies off a C-130 with no parachute
>all you hear is "BROTHERRRRRRRRRR"
>he fucking lands feet first into the cage top, and stands heroically, as the faggots fall to hell.
>Everyone is cheering.
>Everyone grabs a gun provided by TRUMP
>They shoot into the air
>Fireworks go off
>They are shaped into the letters "USA"
>all is well
>Bald Eagles give mail to you from balconY
>you open it
>"America is Great now."
>-Donald J. Trump
>have heart attack
>Fee : $32300
>leave tip
>go home to hot wife, beautiful children, great house, and great town.
>go back to room
>watch news
>"Argentina ranked #1 in crime, and rape!"
>Turn off TV and go to sleep
