This is me pretending to be a /bant/ poster:

"MMMMMM dick I love DICK! But only girl dick, guy dick is GAY! Oops I accidentally sat down on a dragon dildo that MYSTERIOUSLY appeared in my house! I'd better put on my SKIRT so it isn't GAY! Oh no look at the time I'm late for my favorite ANIME! The one with the LITTLE GIRLS! I love being...I mean WATCHING little girls!"

Fuggin dumdums