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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:55:12 No.10940777 View View Reply Original Report

Hello passengers, today I will be your pilot. Please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:56:41 No.10940778 Report

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i'd rather go on foot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:57:44 No.10940779 Report

Quoted By: >>10940780 >>10940808

Could be worse.
Could be Asian female pilots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:58:20 No.10940780 Report

Quoted By: >>10940799

>>10940779
At least they're cute, so you have that going for you, as you plunge to your death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:58:57 No.10940781 Report

Quoted By: >>10940798 >>10940804

>>10940777
>thanks but i'll crash it myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:59:06 No.10940782 Report

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>>10940777
Get me and my family off this fucking plane right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 19:59:34 No.10940783 Report

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>>10940777
Time to bail the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:00:18 No.10940784 Report

Quoted By: >>10940789 >>10940792 >>10940802

who cares, 99% of what airplanes do these days is automated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:01:09 No.10940785 Report

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>>10940777
OH MY NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:01:31 No.10940786 Report

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>>10940777
No. Just fucking NO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:03:20 No.10940787 Report

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>>10940777
Is there a priest on this plane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:03:47 No.10940788 Report

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I left the stove on, gotta disembark and go home and turn it off. Ill get the luggage later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:05:16 No.10940789 Report

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>>10940784
If you've ever watched some of those close call simulations on youtube like me you'd still be having some fucking shit to consider my man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:05:21 No.10940790 Report

Quoted By: >>10940817

>>10940777
>Die because Shaneequa pulled out Ladasha's weave while tryna fly dat plane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:06:34 No.10940791 Report

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>>10940777
>Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:06:40 No.10940792 Report

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>>10940784
yeah but would you trust a 70-80 iq nigger monkey on heroin and crack at the same time while drinking hennessy to manage that 1% that isnt automated?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:07:39 No.10940793 Report

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>>10940777
I bring a personal parachute everywhere I go. Let's fly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:10:18 No.10940794 Report

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>>10940777

> you called the captain the n-word
*shocked look* I called the captain the n-word?!
> yes, she was VERY upset
*look of disbelief* ...really?
> luckily we're in first class...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj9pv_SqARE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:11:46 No.10940795 Report

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>>10940777

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:12:37 No.10940796 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:13:40 No.10940797 Report

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>>10940777
>see nigger pilot
'I HAVE A BOMB'
>live

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:15:51 No.10940798 Report

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>>10940781
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:17:29 No.10940799 Report

Quoted By: >>10940813

>>10940780
asians are ugly as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:20:44 No.10940800 Report

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>>10940777
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:22:54 No.10940801 Report

Quoted By: >>10940809

>>10940777
Fact: every plane crash has been from a white pilot
I'd feel safer with these pilots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:23:59 No.10940802 Report

Quoted By: >>10940805

>>10940784
most crashes occur during takeoff or landing which are not automated

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:24:42 No.10940803 Report

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>>10940777
Nope. Taking the wife and kids and getting off the plane immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:24:43 No.10940804 Report

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>>10940781
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:25:08 No.10940805 Report

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>>10940802
NoAllWhitePilot#

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:25:31 No.10940806 Report

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>>10940777

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:25:36 No.10940807 Report

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>you look out the plane window and see this, what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:25:37 No.10940808 Report

Quoted By: >>10940814

>>10940779
I've trained an Asian female to fly. She turned out be a great pilot. I would actually go as far to say that Indians and middle easterners are the ones who never seem to get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:26:37 No.10940809 Report

Quoted By: >>10940810 >>10940820

>>10940801
whow you're stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:27:07 No.10940810 Report

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>>10940809
wow nice argument fagtron

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:28:41 No.10940811 Report

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>>10940777

>oh shit my wife just texted me, one of my kids at home is having a medical emergency
>i'm sorry please let me off the plane, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:32:07 No.10940812 Report

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>>10940777
Dindunuffin airlines.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:33:20 No.10940813 Report

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>>10940799
Seethe more roastie. You are canceled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:33:28 No.10940814 Report

Quoted By: >>10940816

>>10940808
They seem to get flying into buildings

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:34:09 No.10940815 Report

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Dang bluhhhhhd
Eyez was flyin da plane
Den I sparked a blunt night was reckin
Woo woo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:35:22 No.10940816 Report

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>>10940814
Now that I think about it. They have shown signs of just wanting to nose dive the aircraft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:44:45 No.10940817 Report

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>>10940790
OH LAWD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:46:41 No.10940818 Report

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>>10940777
i'd stage a panic attack and get them to emergency land fuck that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:50:34 No.10940819 Report

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>>10940777
the one on the left would scare me. right not so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:53:16 No.10940820 Report

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>>10940809
Wow I know right? As if he could even know that!

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:53:53 No.10940821 Report

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Why bother?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:54:11 No.10940822 Report

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>>10940807
Wonder why the hell my seat is on the tarmac, then remember I’m just sitting in my Tug and go back to work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srNp0jAx Tue 04 Aug 2020 21:07:25 No.10940881 Report

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>>10940777
i better stay home or let me drive the plane myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CjoMoLX8 Tue 04 Aug 2020 21:09:38 No.10940889 Report

Quoted By: >>10940906

>>10940777
Is it too late to get a refund on my tickets? My dying grandmother doesn’t need to see me that badly.

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Anonymous ID:q/hLy8sD Tue 04 Aug 2020 21:11:43 No.10940903 Report

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DAMN YOU JAAAANIIIEEES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srNp0jAx Tue 04 Aug 2020 21:12:14 No.10940906 Report

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>>10940889
u are going to be in hell, but ur granny won't

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