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>be me
>be 19
>be a brainlet
>lives with sister in an apartment
>it's a pretty shit apartment, too
>the wiring in the place is shot, all of the wood in the cupboards is rotting off of the rusted hinges, and the place is absolutely chock full of cockroaches
>thousands of them
>the fuckers were everywhere. they got in the food, the drinks, the fridge, the microwave, the drawers, the couch and the beds, even in the fucking modem
>it gets to the point where they are crawling out of our clothes when we go outside
>naturally, being the man of the house, I have to fix this, and fix it I shall
>in the most horrible way
>I march off to the store, and buy 4 cans of bug spray, and nine bug bombs
>I am gonna genocide all of the damn roaches if it's the last thing I do on this Earth
>Me and my sister clean the apartment so that it's spick and span, and then we spray all four corners of the house
>afterwards, I set up all of the bug bombs. I put three in the kitchen, three in the living room, and three in the one bedroom that we share
>once that was all said and done, the two of us went out for a nice Sunday drive for a few hours, expecting everything to be honkey dory once we got home...
>but, well, you know how I said that we have shitty wiring in the apartment
>apparently, one of the wires behind the fridge spark, and since the place is full of gas...
>it blows up
>once we get home, we return to a smoking hole
>no one is hurt, but, well, now...
>now we live in my sister's car
>a car that is full of cockroaches
Should I be an hero, /bant/?
>be 19
>be a brainlet
>lives with sister in an apartment
>it's a pretty shit apartment, too
>the wiring in the place is shot, all of the wood in the cupboards is rotting off of the rusted hinges, and the place is absolutely chock full of cockroaches
>thousands of them
>the fuckers were everywhere. they got in the food, the drinks, the fridge, the microwave, the drawers, the couch and the beds, even in the fucking modem
>it gets to the point where they are crawling out of our clothes when we go outside
>naturally, being the man of the house, I have to fix this, and fix it I shall
>in the most horrible way
>I march off to the store, and buy 4 cans of bug spray, and nine bug bombs
>I am gonna genocide all of the damn roaches if it's the last thing I do on this Earth
>Me and my sister clean the apartment so that it's spick and span, and then we spray all four corners of the house
>afterwards, I set up all of the bug bombs. I put three in the kitchen, three in the living room, and three in the one bedroom that we share
>once that was all said and done, the two of us went out for a nice Sunday drive for a few hours, expecting everything to be honkey dory once we got home...
>but, well, you know how I said that we have shitty wiring in the apartment
>apparently, one of the wires behind the fridge spark, and since the place is full of gas...
>it blows up
>once we get home, we return to a smoking hole
>no one is hurt, but, well, now...
>now we live in my sister's car
>a car that is full of cockroaches
Should I be an hero, /bant/?
