>>10968954>>10968942Corr! Imagine working at Walmart though.
Our lass made me do directoring last year. It was awful! going to work in a Bentayga and being the supreme boss (I took 5 dogo’s and played football all day) I want to work in Walmart, it’s not fair! they get all the best cloth masks (to protect customers from their dying coofs) while I just got a hundred thousand pounds, this rubbish old iPhone that isn’t even an 11 (yet), a big office and a major company. Oh, And 9% of the shares.
She won’t let me go back into work now. she put me in a concentration camp (rehab clinic) for snorting too much coke off too many other girlies bottoms. I bet uncle Wal never sends you to the fucking priory for shagging other people does he? They look after you right at Walmart. Some guys get all the breaks.
Jokes on her though she thinks I’m cured but I went out and copped for a new stripper gf on Saturday. Did so much fucking/cocaine.
I’m going confront her about pocket money, I haven’t had a salary since October. Now I’m cured (not) I am totes safe to have money again (not). I WANTS IT. I want a Walmart mask too. Those beauties are S-Weeeet. I might do a snatch & grab on a greeter. Those guys are so old they’ll never catch me unless I trip over.
I’ll ask her what the Bog’s numbers are too. Give them a bell next time there’s a thread, tell them about the new Walmart masks. They’ll be so sore if I’ve got one and they haven’t. (They’ll need 2)
