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Anonymous ID:wXSN9YCK Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:47:13 No.1097088 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1097117 >>1097124 >>1097308 >>1097511

Okay a little cringy story for you guys
>be me
>2010
>Im in 8th grade
>Complete autist
>Puberty hits
>Upgrade_complete.mp4
>Horny Autist
>Find out about this mongolian woodcarving forum
>Start lurking /b/ and see a "chad" giving advice
>"If she refuses just try your chances with another woman"
>Have huge crush on this one girl (she became an instagram whore now)
>One day build up courage and ask her out
>She kindly rejects me, she is shy
>I remember the Chadbros tip

Cont?

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Anonymous ID:gUZsRElr Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:50:05 No.1097107 Report

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Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2L6EYcCm Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:51:25 No.1097117 Report

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>>1097088
Yes I'm invested

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w1Tt4ela Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:51:41 No.1097120 Report

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If you have to ask then fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uIqK8bOI Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:52:11 No.1097124 Report

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>>1097088
yes nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uIqK8bOI Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:56:34 No.1097154 Report

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Anonymous ID:wXSN9YCK Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:57:04 No.1097155 Report

Quoted By: >>1097165 >>1097181 >>1097320 >>1097387 >>1097473 >>1097528 >>1098187

Cont.

>I sperg out colossally
>Mumble for a bit and start laughing
>Im trying to immitate a chad laughter to brush the sadness off
>I start choking on my saliva because I was putting too much effort into mimicking an alpha laugh
>When I got my breath back I say:
>Well you weren't that pretty anyways, is your friend X single?
>She slaps me
>Everyone in the entire school makes fun of me for a year till I get off to High School
>I spend next 2 years exclusively mastrubating to her clevage pics
>Cry myself to sleep for months
>She was the prettiest girl Ive ever seen
>J fantasized about starting a family together

The slap hurt, but memories are still torturing me lads...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uIqK8bOI Mon 19 Jun 2017 06:58:22 No.1097165 Report

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>>1097155
lmao dumb ass nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jx/o6NaG Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:00:11 No.1097181 Report

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>>1097155
That story sucked shit. Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wXSN9YCK Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:06:22 No.1097222 Report

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Pls no bully

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2nBrPgbw Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:10:08 No.1097248 Report

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I can't believe I read this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iYIyY2pY Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:20:57 No.1097308 Report

Quoted By: >>1097546

>>1097088
What's her Instagram

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iY/D3ZiL Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:22:22 No.1097320 Report

Quoted By: >>1097537

>>1097155
Why would god waste dubs on such a faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AfU4JVB4 Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:33:09 No.1097387 Report

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>>1097155
Honestly the worst greentext story I've ever read on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oxo9UD1g Mon 19 Jun 2017 07:53:48 No.1097473 Report

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>>1097155
You could always neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH9dcaIp Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:07:17 No.1097511 Report

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>>1097088

You should see it as a game.
You must not believe this one girl is special / magical / more important than a flying pigeon.

Go after others as well.
But yeah if I was in 8th grade again I'd tripple down on my crush and just stop at the border of rape.

Of course, there were no (((social media))) back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH9dcaIp Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:13:35 No.1097528 Report

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>>1097155

LOOOL!

It was all normal and healthy until:

"I spend next 2 years exclusively masturbating to her clevage pics".

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?
That killed you and made you a sub normie omega.

If you really believe a "murican" 13 years old girl is the prettiest girl you'll ever seen you are retarded, although it's normal you *feel* that way.

I'll tell you a secret: My "crush" (it wasn't just a crush but it doesn't matter) at uni was not hotter than my crush (it was only a crush with a little friendship) at High School, and yet high school girl could not compete with uni girl.

My advice so you overcome that shit: Become an interesting man or try becoming one. Go start a martial art, go fishing, get a dog, go out with friends and mess around with whores... you fucking name it: everything is better than exclu. masturbasting to that girl's mini-boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH9dcaIp Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:15:26 No.1097537 Report

Quoted By: >>1097561

>>1097320

Because, sir, that is a problem that affect us all.
Although maybe you are too alpha and cock lover to realise that.

Also, the culprit is (((feminism))) and degenerancy in general so I will have to tell you to politely go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH9dcaIp Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:17:51 No.1097546 Report

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>>1097308

Oh shit that would be nice...

This boy would commit suicide in 5, 4, 3 ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sRniY1YL Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:23:59 No.1097561 Report

Quoted By: >>1097575 >>1098226

>>1097537
>women think i'm worthless because of (((feminism)))
I think it has more to do with your lack of physical attractiveness, lack of charisma and your dead-end life. You are the least affected by the cancer of feminism on account of being inherently undesirable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH9dcaIp Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:28:10 No.1097575 Report

Quoted By: >>1097583

>>1097561

Yeah, nice joke Jew.

Now, go on and kill yourself.

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Anonymous ID:sRniY1YL Mon 19 Jun 2017 08:31:39 No.1097583 Report

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>>1097575
Everybody here knows there's a 95% chance that what I said is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nin0dCHG Mon 19 Jun 2017 10:32:44 No.1098187 Report

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>>1097155
good thing I've never tried to ask anyone out, I had enough everyday cringe and awkwardness during my school years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yEFnAkSv Mon 19 Jun 2017 10:38:35 No.1098226 Report

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>>1097561
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