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Nigger stories
>be 19
>4 years ago
>visiting south african resort
>nogs everywhere, they don't usually cause trouble for me
>one day, 4 days into stay
>this thick-skinned 6'6" nog comes up to me when i'm checking back in after extending my stay at the receptionist desk (she's white)
>starts widening nose, hyperventilating
>balls fists
>i'm in its way
>the female belongs to it
>he positions his hips in a way that telegraphs a sucker punch
>ask him what he's doing
>"YO FUCK YOU WHITEBOY"
>kick him in the kneecap
>his leg bends backwards
>disabled for life
>arrested
>found not guilty by miracle of god
>hot receptionist and i hook up
>almost marry
>mfw
>be 19
>4 years ago
>visiting south african resort
>nogs everywhere, they don't usually cause trouble for me
>one day, 4 days into stay
>this thick-skinned 6'6" nog comes up to me when i'm checking back in after extending my stay at the receptionist desk (she's white)
>starts widening nose, hyperventilating
>balls fists
>i'm in its way
>the female belongs to it
>he positions his hips in a way that telegraphs a sucker punch
>ask him what he's doing
>"YO FUCK YOU WHITEBOY"
>kick him in the kneecap
>his leg bends backwards
>disabled for life
>arrested
>found not guilty by miracle of god
>hot receptionist and i hook up
>almost marry
>mfw
