It's appalling how retarded my family is when it comes to foreign countries.

First of all, my aunt thinks that every country that isn't the USA is a poverty-stricken 3rd world shit hole

My uncle asked why every country isn't as safe as America

My mom refers to all Asian countries as the Chinese (she isn't even trying to be derogatory)

I hate to be the "borninlewrongcountry" guy, but it seems like everybody in the USA I talk to about world politics has the same level of international literacy.

Are all burgers seriously this retarded?