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Anonymous ID:CDTTHCnt Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:23:19 No.11013432 View View Reply Original Report

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My machete came in. What funny, and funny things can I do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6PFypwBC Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:24:25 No.11013434 Report

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>>11013432
invade belarus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X5bYlbYH Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:24:56 No.11013436 Report

Quoted By: >>11013474 >>11020572

Please cut some bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xjyn3jPl Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:31:04 No.11013451 Report

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>>11013432
Cut your own dick off and make a dick-kebab for breakfast.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oKehFU8I Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:36:39 No.11013462 Report

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My figurine came in. What funny, and funny things can I do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bTPrHF8m Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:37:56 No.11013465 Report

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cook

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4+4X0vFg Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:38:44 No.11013468 Report

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knife game with willy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+MQSAqoL Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:38:44 No.11013469 Report

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>>11013462
Hot glue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcR7TVgf Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:41:47 No.11013474 Report

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>>11013436

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nkUL5PC2 Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:43:47 No.11013480 Report

Quoted By: >>11013484

machetes are not serrated
what you have is just a large breadknife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CDTTHCnt Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:44:38 No.11013482 Report

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>>11013462
cum on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CDTTHCnt Wed 12 Aug 2020 11:47:55 No.11013484 Report

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>>11013480

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oaxv2yun Wed 12 Aug 2020 12:13:46 No.11013541 Report

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Play fruit ninja irl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XwnAzmWp Wed 12 Aug 2020 13:20:10 No.11013751 Report

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>>11013462
put it in a jar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XwnAzmWp Wed 12 Aug 2020 13:21:30 No.11013754 Report

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>>11013432
stab it into your ceiling and post results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LrRpDjbs Wed 12 Aug 2020 13:22:47 No.11013765 Report

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>>11013432
get a coconut and hack it open

Gomfy :D :D :D

Gomfy :D :D :D ID:dSp0qS/n Wed 12 Aug 2020 17:03:26 No.11015001 Report

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>>11013432
fell a tree with chopping, 20 cm diameter should be the perfect size (not that hard, done it a few times with my own)
try the serrated part
test your might and the quality of your tool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vXG1AjAq Wed 12 Aug 2020 17:05:47 No.11015015 Report

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>>11013432
Go on a camping adventure in the woods with online the machete and a lot of water. Document the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJmsLSUn Wed 12 Aug 2020 17:07:58 No.11015020 Report

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>>11013432
Put it in your anus.
Then run out in the street and shout at people "BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY ANUS!" .
When they fail to guess what is in your anus, pull the blade back out with a swift sweeping motion and then go to the emergency room of the hospital.

El_Mochimel !b2zq2MOCHI

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El_Mochimel !b2zq2MOCHI ID:6iOboueA Wed 12 Aug 2020 17:09:40 No.11015032 Report

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>>11013432
gardering?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BuTR102I Wed 12 Aug 2020 17:16:57 No.11015057 Report

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>>11013432
I heard in China that when you buy a knife or something sharp like that they engrave an ID thing to track it and you. Because of the coronavirus there are rumors that they are doing it to all of them so if things get worse and anarchy gets out that they want to be able to track everyone for sure an uprising isn’t happening so they are requiring things to be marked when made instead of when you buy it. Where did you get it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r8c19ICA Wed 12 Aug 2020 19:11:07 No.11015997 Report

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>>11013462
Up ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2nf7y0od Wed 12 Aug 2020 19:12:07 No.11016425 Report

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I'll kill you with it, thug.

Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ

Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:n5ziDFms Wed 12 Aug 2020 22:10:49 No.11018872 Report

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>>11013432
Use it to cut a watermelon or some other type of melon fruit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FMVGvJG Thu 13 Aug 2020 04:55:23 No.11020066 Report

Quoted By: >>11020124

>>11013751
>>11013482
>>11013469
god damn it i've been on 4 chan to much. these are what what i thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vXG1AjAq Thu 13 Aug 2020 05:26:53 No.11020124 Report

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>>11020066
you haven't been on 4chan too much, you just are gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AUQbmqQX Thu 13 Aug 2020 07:32:33 No.11020572 Report

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>>11013436
Here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TV0LwBxr Thu 13 Aug 2020 07:35:20 No.11020579 Report

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Buy a Ticket to Syria and fight alone whit your Katana against ISIS whil you cry Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKncmzFq Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:25:19 No.11021954 Report

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>>11015057
Because a Chinese state-sponsored blade ID system is sure to share information with foreign powers if they ask nicely...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gtASDFJ1 Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:32:51 No.11021962 Report

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>>11013432
COOOOOOOOOOOL
SLAY SOMEONE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EQ56olHZ Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:33:34 No.11021963 Report

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>>11013432
That is not a machete,
pic related is

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AUQbmqQX Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:37:02 No.11021968 Report

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>>11021963
well they lied to be on the internet. What about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcR7TVgf Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:39:19 No.11021971 Report

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>>11021968
idk looks rather short.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AUQbmqQX Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:41:49 No.11021976 Report

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this one looks cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zlXUSosr Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:43:22 No.11021978 Report

Quoted By: >>11021983

>>11013432
please invade belarus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vrYf8sf9 Thu 13 Aug 2020 09:49:46 No.11021983 Report

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>>11021978
please don't

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