Lads, I had a knock at my door this afternoon, and it was a literal federal agent, asking questions about the census. He was a boomer, and very friendly, but I am a green card holder, and I got nervous and answered the questions honestly. How fucked am I?
Also an hour earlier I saw a guy die in front of me in the drive thru at McDonalds and then a thunderstorm came out of nowhere.
I had a weird day.