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Anonymous ID:mS5kni4F Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:08:48 No.1107095 View View Reply Original Report

>Tfw realized that women aren't all evil nor whores
>Tfw realized they're just normal people and started treating them just like id treat a man and have gotten good results

I actually kind of like women now. This approach really takes the anxiety out of the situation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tLaYQ056 Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:10:29 No.1107106 Report

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>Wake up
>Poop and shower
>Grab blunderbuss and head out for the day
>Suddenly a mob of Canadians
>Shitting on the street
>Bugging their eyes at everyone
>They see my blunderbuss and start raging
>Oh God, gonna go down fighting
>A loud voice pierces the mob
>"CHEEKI BREEKI!"
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her face is ensconced within a bubble of a second chin
>Natalia's belly is a dome thrice the size of her head and on either side of it is a boob just as large
>Dark veins darken and fade repeatedly under their gold flesh
>Her gray t-shirt is stretched over both jugs, fist-sized nipples visibly shuddering
>A denim miniskirt is taut over a butt just as large as her jugs
>A continuous queef keeps her afloat a few dozen feet in the air as she kicks her conical legs to propel herself over the Canadians
>The mob is distraught by Natalia's appearance
>She tosses a wink over and drums on her belly with pudgy arms as she slowly bounces off of it
>Natalia's areolae start to puff up with each heartbeat until they're as big as her head
>Two geysers of breast milk spray from her teats and begin pulverizing the horde
>One Leaf gets split in half down the middle by one geyser
>Some other Canuck gets his face peeled off by the spray
>SQUAD MORALE BROKEN
>Miss Poklonskaya massages the top of her boobs in circular motions and moans with pleasure all the while
>A stringbean of a Canuck is forcefed by a boob-geyser until she starts to swell like a water balloon
>The swelling Leaf bursts into treats
>One huge Canadian lumbers toward Natalia and starts bellowing
>Take aim with blunderbuss
>Fire right as he shrieks "HURRR MUH FEELSH"
>The thunderous boom of SHEER FREEDOM twists him and several others out of this universe and straight into hell where they came from
>The mob is dispersed in short order as Natalia floats closer and closer
>Her face is mere inches away as an embrace is initiated
>Suck face as a bald eagle and a brown bear have passionate sex atop Mount Rushmore

Retarded Nigger Cunt Slut

Retarded Nigger Cunt Slut ID:u7wELGmK Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:10:34 No.1107107 Report

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What's your favorite thing about women with your new found love?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vPURvbjC Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:12:11 No.1107117 Report

Quoted By: >>1107126

>>1107095
>started treating them just like id treat a man
had a chuckle.

keep me posted. adopt a tripcode. I want updates.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mS5kni4F Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:13:10 No.1107126 Report

Quoted By: >>1107127

>>1107117
What's so funny?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vPURvbjC Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:13:35 No.1107127 Report

Quoted By: >>1107154

>>1107126
the fucking listless dream that is your future

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mS5kni4F Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:16:42 No.1107154 Report

Quoted By: >>1107271

>>1107127
What did you mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1tYdjS89 Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:19:15 No.1107174 Report

Quoted By: >>1107193 >>1107207

>>1107095
Of course women are not all evil or whores. But sadly in this age a lot of them are, just because they can easily manipulate men into doing things for them. But it's nice to see people getting more and more "redpilled" lately after the wave of feminist insanity in recent years (I support equality btw), and they're starting to lose the rose-colored blinds for women. I hope this will lead to a more reasonable society.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OSJ0x47o Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:21:07 No.1107193 Report

Quoted By: >>1107204 >>1107221

>>1107174
Redpillers are just as cancer as feminists though.

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJtJJp/x Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:22:11 No.1107204 Report

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>>1107193

this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mS5kni4F Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:22:31 No.1107207 Report

Quoted By: >>1107227

>>1107174
The so-called "redpill" is just a blue pill though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1tYdjS89 Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:24:43 No.1107221 Report

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>>1107193
I don't mean the date artists, but those who draw attention to injustices towards males. I think the balance of feminism and redpill leads to a clearer worldview.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BEgJpzN6 Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:25:04 No.1107227 Report

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>>1107207
Please, tell us about the pink pill, leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E177gAsm Tue 20 Jun 2017 00:30:46 No.1107271 Report

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>>1107154
He had a bad experience with spilling spaghetti so his autism only allows him to make simple connections based on the experience he had with only one person

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