>>11076748uhh.. because most people that feel that way, most of the time the feeling is temporary. I personally have sat there piss drunk prepared for it and it doesn't happen. I black out, wake up finding out its never the end of the world. wish my brother had the same experience, he went through with it though. Suicide is for pussies.
Not sure if you were looking for satire. But thats my view, take it how you want it.