Every (you) I get extends my life by 5 minutes. I need to shitpost constantly in order to gain enough (you)'s to make it through the day. If I work really really hard I can bank enough to get 8 hours of sleep. And then the next day it's back to shitposting

It's a hard life. Right now I only have around 30 minutes banked, and it's already 6 pm. At this rate I won't get any sleep tonight.

If you want help, feed me some (you)'s, I will be eternally grateful