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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:04:31 No.11089859 View View Reply Original Report

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Who's ready to consoom soft drinks??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:06:17 No.11089860 Report

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>>11089859
That last "else {}" is unneeded. Just return false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:06:35 No.11089861 Report

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>no else if
what nigger wrote that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:08:10 No.11089862 Report

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>>11089861
Jews are minorities, isJew would never be checked and be true cause' the if statement would stop it right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:08:11 No.11089863 Report

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>>11089861
It is pointless. The logic remains the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:09:42 No.11089864 Report

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>>11089859
What is this? Context?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:10:30 No.11089865 Report

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>>11089863
found the nigger. it wouldn't evaluate the statement in the parenthesis if the first condition matched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:11:32 No.11089866 Report

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>>11089859
>babby's first code
very cute OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:11:48 No.11089867 Report

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>>11089865
idk why that is so hard for people to understand lol

but I literally did that on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:12:20 No.11089868 Report

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>>11089866
I've been programming in Java for 8 years. This is a joke. Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:12:56 No.11089869 Report

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>>11089859
Nice job making it protected so subclasses can use it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:16:45 No.11089870 Report

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>>11089860
else {terminate; is what (((they))) mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:20:11 No.11089871 Report

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>>11089859
>call to direct(); is not mentioned in method signature
>not returning isMinority || isJew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:23:15 No.11089872 Report

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>>11089871
do you want me to write efficient code or something that's easy to understand for a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:28:10 No.11089873 Report

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>>11089871
I thought the signature was just the function name, return type, and parameter types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:30:18 No.11089874 Report

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>>11089865
If the first one matched it would return, so it's not going to evaluate anything after, you nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:33:27 No.11089875 Report

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>>11089859
oh are you the cringe abattoir worker that tries learning to code again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:35:14 No.11089876 Report

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>>11089874
people don't understand programming istg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:35:46 No.11089877 Report

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>>11089875
wKyle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:37:56 No.11089878 Report

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>>11089877
haha I guess that means it's you. You gonna make these threads every day now? And you gave up on python already? And how many goats did you butcher today? Did you think about coding while washing the blood off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:38:16 No.11089879 Report

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>>11089872
Yes. You want the methods name to be a clear explanation of what it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:38:45 No.11089880 Report

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>>11089859
why even write "else"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:39:19 No.11089881 Report

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>>11089878
Disclaimer: I don't want to belittle abattoir workers. I just want to belittle abattoir workers who do stupid cringe shit like this, what would you think if I came along and fucked a goat instead of culling it to make a meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:42:12 No.11089882 Report

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>>11089878
what the fuck are you on about
i mean what are you even saying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:42:45 No.11089883 Report

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>>11089879
i was talking about the second one
this is about soda commercials direct is pretty clear
they're directing the commercial

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:44:58 No.11089884 Report

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>>11089882
there was yesterday a drunk guy who made pretty much exactly the same thread but in python. he ended up so drunk posting photos of himself, bragging about working in an abattoir, showed his certificate even and mentioned shit like drawing swastikas in goat blood at work or something like that. Sorry if I have mistaken you for him, but maybe he's in this thread as well, you two might get along quite well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:48:11 No.11089885 Report

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>>11089884
lol no I'm not him
I don't like people who use python
>vomit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:51:51 No.11089886 Report

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>>11089859
>>11089860
>not using superior switch statement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:52:56 No.11089887 Report

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>>11089886
not even gonna argue with this one switch statements are great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:53:54 No.11089888 Report

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>>11089868

Who organizes brackets for an else statement like that in Java?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 22:55:50 No.11089889 Report

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>>11089888
it looks nice > :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:11:09 No.11089890 Report

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>>11089859
>Not using C

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:12:34 No.11089891 Report

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>>11089860
The goal of code is not to write the fewest characters possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:12:51 No.11089892 Report

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>>11089859
Could be one line of code in any language.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:23:01 No.11089893 Report

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>>11089859
if(isJew) direct();
return isMinority || isJew;

>>11089891
No but stuff like that is simple stuff you don't do if you are competent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:30:29 No.11089894 Report

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>>11089893
it's literally stylized to convey a message for a meme not be efficient

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YoaovJz1 Wed 19 Aug 2020 23:40:33 No.11089903 Report

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>>11089859
>brackets
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Gross

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