what was your first drink like?
my first drink was jagermeister, when my parents left for the weekend. i didn't know you're only supposed to take shots of it, and instead i chugged half the bottle in a couple minutes.
i think i made it to the bathtub and blacked out there. woke up and it was the afternoon the next day. throw up all over and around me.

i haven't drank since then.