I AM THE BANTERMASTER, BANTERMASTER IS ME!
I BANT ALL THE COUNTRIES AND I BANT THEM WITH GLEE!
MOROCCO, BRAZIL, FRANCE OR PERU
THEY ALL SMELL BADLY, BUT NOT AS BADLY AS YOU!
THE BANTERMASTER OWNS THIS BOARD, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE-
I'LL RIP TO SHREDS YOUR NATIONAL PRIDE, AND RUIN ALL YOUR FUN!
BEWARE THE BANTERMASTER'S WRATH WHENEVER GETS APPROACH
OR YOU MAY FIND THAT YOU'VE BECOME NO BETTER THAN A ROACH!