If your language has gendered nouns, you’re a primitive. Imagine being such a mouth breather that you adhere to such ridiculous concepts like inanimate objects having a gender all because some autist a long time ago said that a table was inherently masculine or some shit. It’s obvious that English is by far the superior European language. Most other languages in Europe are primitive and archaic by comparison, revolving around outdated systems from years long past. Evolve already, Eurotards.

>inb4 muh traditions
>inb4 cope