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Anonymous ID:B8A3dCR1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:08:56 No.1113894 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1113970 >>1114040 >>1114105 >>1114118 >>1114517 >>1115989 >>1116661 >>1116905 >>1118858 >>1118879

ITT: common sayings in your language that make no sense when you litteraly translate them to English

I'll start form Dutch:
>the bean comes to collect its salary
>blowing high from the tower
>it's raining pipeshafts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:en1bkWv1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:12:31 No.1113910 Report

Quoted By: >>1114517

>if the little goat wouldn't jump it wouldn't break its leg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w/5k66NJ Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:16:32 No.1113935 Report

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Climate change isn't man made.

>Doesn't make sense in any language.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b+3qut6x Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:19:58 No.1113950 Report

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>it's raining folding knives
>"..." of asshole is dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eVRfULoy Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:21:42 No.1113960 Report

Quoted By: >>1114517

Ёлки пaлки

>Tree sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Tru30I4 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:23:05 No.1113967 Report

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>put the table in Korean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u1dEwC23 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:23:18 No.1113968 Report

Quoted By: >>1114699

>I think i spider
>".." is not the yellow of the egg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6PgFkBZU Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:23:25 No.1113970 Report

Quoted By: >>1114008 >>1119873

>>1113894
Aika aikaansa kutakin
Time of their time for each

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:en1bkWv1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:32:28 No.1114008 Report

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>>1113970
>time of their time for each
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6k8owfcZ Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:39:53 No.1114040 Report

Quoted By: >>1114517

>>1113894
>Its dog warm/hot
Very hot temperature
>Wolf roaring cold
Very cold temperature
>He is tore in
Means he's high
>Black as the 1001 nights
Could mean very stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7tGJq/MB Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:47:50 No.1114070 Report

Quoted By: >>1114088 >>1114517

>now the monkey comes out the sleeve

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6k8owfcZ Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:52:00 No.1114088 Report

Quoted By: >>1114103

>>1114070
I think we have a saying with the same meaning
>'Now does the monkey jump into the water'

Also theres one that means being happy
>Being happy/joyful (for it) like a monkey with its tail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I0SZfpU6 Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:52:45 No.1114090 Report

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>staring the cat out of the tree
>that is a whole Pete
>he walks on his eyebrows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:so0+gi4U Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:56:39 No.1114101 Report

Quoted By: >>1114149

Catalan
>to fart/explode like an acorn
>to take fire out of your molars (teeth)
>to be up to the peppers
>there is enough to rent chairs
>to dream omelettes
>to spread the fog
>to make figs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7tGJq/MB Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:56:45 No.1114103 Report

Quoted By: >>1114121

>>1114088
Does it mean when someone who was lying tells the thruth and the situation (who ate my chocolates or someting) becomes clear?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:azTuhr1q Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:56:53 No.1114105 Report

Quoted By: >>1114861

>>1113894
here are some roach words that will possibly kill you if you follow
>barking dog wont bite
>crazy person hides his/her stick upon seeing another crazy person
>crow on the roof, hit its back with a pick
>grapes goes dark by looking at each other

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qm/YJkic Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:57:32 No.1114107 Report

Quoted By: >>1114169

Our swear words are pretty fucking weird.

>Koji kurac
Which dick
>Jebem ti sunce
I'll fuck your sun
>Jebem ti poreklo
I'll fuck your origin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:COrR9ACc Tue 20 Jun 2017 12:59:41 No.1114118 Report

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>>1113894
>Eai, beleza? = What's up, beautiful?
It means something like "What's up, how are you"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxPE0Rhu Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:00:03 No.1114121 Report

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>>1114103
Well, could mean that, but not really
Means that when something's about to happen, you say it like 'now we will see what happens'

Another one is
>This one (person) is 19 and the other one is 20-1
Means something like they equally stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:so0+gi4U Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:04:47 No.1114149 Report

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>>1114101

A couple more

>to touch the two
>in a three and no thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qm/YJkic Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:07:53 No.1114169 Report

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>>1114107

Here's a few of them that I forgot:

>Najebo si ježa u ledja
You fucked a headhog in his back (you done fucked up)
>Glup ko kurac
Stupid as cock
>Jebo ti pas mater
A dog fucked your morher.
>Prdno ko konj
Farted like a horse

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:24:32 No.1114252 Report

Quoted By: >>1114257 >>1116011 >>1116049

In Russian:
>i will show you kuzka's mother ("i will kick your ass")
>i will give you a cunt ("i will kick your ass")
>you will become dick-like ("you'll be bewildered")
>japanese policeman ("stupid")
>turk ("stupid")
>same difference ("same thing")
>yes no maybe ("i guess not")

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:en1bkWv1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:25:36 No.1114257 Report

Quoted By: >>1114603

>>1114252
>i will give you a cunt
pretty please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6sFGiMB Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:33:37 No.1114314 Report

Quoted By: >>1114326 >>1120203

I'll share a few ones that actually do make sense and are kind of funny.
>Subir como pedo de buzo: "to go up like a diver's fart"
>Te entro como rengo a la muleta: "I go at you (in the sexual way) like a cripple to his crutch"
>Cocodrilo que duerme es cartera: "The crocodile that falls asleep becomes a purse"
>Los mocos son la plastilina de los pobres: "Snots are the poor man's Play-Doh"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:en1bkWv1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:35:26 No.1114326 Report

Quoted By: >>1114349

>>1114314
>Cocodrilo que duerme es cartera: "The crocodile that falls asleep becomes a purse"
but it actually makes sense
>be me

>crocodile
>oh shit i'm tired, i better go to sleep, noone will probably see me off-guard
>gets shot
>skin used to make a purse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6sFGiMB Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:38:08 No.1114349 Report

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>>1114326
I said that they *do* make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hRg0k4Ir Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:44:15 No.1114388 Report

Quoted By: >>1114423 >>1114438

>mrš u pičku materinu
go to your mom's vagina
>mrš u kurac
go to dick
>kiši ko iz kabla
it's raining from cables

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hRg0k4Ir Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:48:39 No.1114423 Report

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>>1114388
<lovi rake
go hunt crabs (a softer way to say fuck off)

gundog

gundog ID:evmRAS5l Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:50:23 No.1114438 Report

Quoted By: >>1114442

>>1114388
>kiši ko iz kabla
It's raining like a from bucket*

Kablić je kanta.

gundog

gundog ID:evmRAS5l Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:51:23 No.1114442 Report

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>>1114438
Like from a**
Ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZP9c0pFK Tue 20 Jun 2017 13:52:39 No.1114453 Report

Quoted By: >>1114699

>I believe it yes not
>I think i spider
>The Morning hour has gold in its mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:00:17 No.1114517 Report

Quoted By: >>1115240 >>1119438

>>1113894
>the bean comes to collect its salary
nothing wrong here, mexicans get salary too
>blowing high from the tower
that's every american's dream
>>1113910
makes sense too
>>1113960
well it's an euphemism, kinda like 'heck' or 'gosh', so yeah
>>1114040
>Its dog warm/hot
huh, we have the same saying in Russian, except for 'cold'
>Black as the 1001 nights
again makes sense, blacks are all inbred
>>1114070
when you hold the Brazilian up your sleeve saved for later

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:13:10 No.1114603 Report

Quoted By: >>1114605

>>1114257
You will give you a cunt so hard that you will become dick-like, you Japanese policeman.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:13:43 No.1114605 Report

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>>1114603
I will*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:41PCN2qi Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:17:12 No.1114625 Report

Quoted By: >>1114679 >>1114952

>keep your stick on the ice

stay focused

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0WP0c81y Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:20:50 No.1114660 Report

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Go fry monkeys in Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:22:58 No.1114679 Report

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>>1114625
That one actually isn't that hard to figure out, hockey-san.

Alex +11

Alex +11 ID:Dw6fJzE7 Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:23:25 No.1114681 Report

Quoted By: >>1115289

>whats was was, was

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Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:25:05 No.1114699 Report

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>>1113968
>>1114453
>I think i spider

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uj51euVg Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:49:46 No.1114861 Report

Quoted By:

>>1114105
In Brazil we also got the first one.
>Cão que late não morde

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uj51euVg Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:55:00 No.1114907 Report

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>Vai catar coquinhos
"go pick up little cocunuts"
Child friendly way of telling someone to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TlM4hG7f Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:59:10 No.1114952 Report

Quoted By: >>1115818

>>1114625
>keep your dick in a vice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0JN15Kl7 Tue 20 Jun 2017 14:59:58 No.1114957 Report

Quoted By: >>1115253

Fucking language thief.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eVRfULoy Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:21:32 No.1115240 Report

Quoted By: >>1115351

>>1114517

>do it, walk bravely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TlVAd3Cb Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:23:09 No.1115253 Report

Quoted By: >>1115850

>>1114957
Fucking toothpaste

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:27:16 No.1115289 Report

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>>1114681
>whats was was, was
It's actually more like:
>what was, was
And then the meaning isn't that puzzling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:34:31 No.1115351 Report

Quoted By: >>1115360

>>1115240
Well it's a bit misinterpreted. Should be
>done the job—relax/have fun to your heart's content

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eVRfULoy Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:35:30 No.1115360 Report

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>>1115351
just following the thread rules rusbro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDmU8ddg Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:37:20 No.1115374 Report

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(of) all good things are three

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lZ/Q0Jr4 Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:51:27 No.1115694 Report

Quoted By: >>1115756 >>1115789 >>1115826 >>1116374 >>1116545 >>1120237

The taste is like the behind. It's split.
Don't shit in the blue locker. (It's forbidden).
Don't drag everyone over a comb.
There's no danger on the roof.
Close shoots no rabbit.
Sour said the fox.
If there's room in the heart there's room in the ass.
Morning time has gold in the mouth.
No you! That man didn't walk.
I suspect owls in the bog.
Oh, I got a cock in my throat.
Let the food shut the mouth.
To slide in on a shrimp sandwich.

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Anonymous ID:KvnxQLtf Tue 20 Jun 2017 15:57:48 No.1115756 Report

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>>1115694
>If there's room in the heart there's room in the ass.
>Oh, I got a cock in my throat.
>flag

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:en1bkWv1 Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:00:16 No.1115789 Report

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>>1115694
>oh, i got a cock in my throat
>if there's room in the heart there's room in the ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B3/mO9jM Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:01:04 No.1115796 Report

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Diversity is our strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B3/mO9jM Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:02:47 No.1115818 Report

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>>1114952
>keep your prick in the slice

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Anonymous ID:griqRnxd Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:03:36 No.1115826 Report

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>>1115694
> Oh, I got a cock in my throat.
> Oh, I got a cock in my throat.
> Oh, I got a cock in my throat.

Swedecuck, you made my day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0JN15Kl7 Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:05:24 No.1115850 Report

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>>1115253
Fucking 90° flipped Germany.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:71AZcoW9 Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:23:47 No.1115989 Report

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>>1113894
>Liars grasp onto the tips of knives

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:71AZcoW9 Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:25:39 No.1116011 Report

Quoted By:

>>1114252
>turk("stupid")
I think that makes sense in all languages, excluding Turkish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bv1zplrl Tue 20 Jun 2017 16:30:05 No.1116049 Report

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>>1114252
Same difference is English too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:05:01 No.1116374 Report

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>>1115694
>If there's room in the heart there's room in the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDmU8ddg Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:14:20 No.1116461 Report

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having eaten a fool on somebody

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Anonymous ID:yEUnlZtX Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:26:53 No.1116545 Report

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>>1115694
>If there's room in the heart there's room in the ass.
This can't be real

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RNI5Fj0v Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:31:09 No.1116578 Report

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>Mfw this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+H+8LaLX Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:42:19 No.1116661 Report

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>>1113894
>it's raining pipeshafts
kek.

We have a term for accountants, "Bean Counter". So that first one really just seems like a phrase for paying accountants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:h+Y1g3ys Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:58:34 No.1116905 Report

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>>1113894

-No es indio el que no se venga: Those who don't take revenge aren't injuns.
-Para cabrón, cabrón y medio: For a s.o.b., one and a half s.o.b.
-Barrio no pica barrio/perro no come perro/chango no mata chango: Hood don't shank hood/dog doesn't eat dog/ ape doesn't kill ape
-Los únicos que sienten frío son los perros, los viejos y los putos: Only the dogs, old folks and fags feel the cold.
-Saliste más chingón que bonito: You turned out to be more chingón than pretty.
-Estoy pedo no pendejo: I'm drunk not stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cndz1JLx Tue 20 Jun 2017 17:59:48 No.1116916 Report

Quoted By: >>1117523

>Sick as a dog

Never understood this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B2Ne3LeM Tue 20 Jun 2017 18:47:40 No.1117523 Report

Quoted By: >>1117582 >>1118602

>>1116916
>He has cooked shit (he fucked up)
>Your mom is so fat, she uses the eifeltower as a dildo (...)
>When the cock screams on the manure, the weather is going to change, or it doesn't.
>trap closed, monkey dead.
>the bananas are henched because the negro children are bending them.
>You better have a sparrow in your hand than a dove on your roof.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JdGB2HC2 Tue 20 Jun 2017 18:50:59 No.1117560 Report

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>drag me backwards into the bird cage
>pull (the) salmon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B2Ne3LeM Tue 20 Jun 2017 18:52:50 No.1117582 Report

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>>1117523
>if you eat all of your food, the sun will shine tomorow
>the mouse isn't biting off a thread
>the negro did his work, the negro can go
>the peasent will not eat what he not knows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:09:31 No.1118602 Report

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>>1117523
>the bananas are henched because the negro children are bending them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:31bv2o9I Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:16:31 No.1118677 Report

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>you're pulling my leg

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Anonymous ID:WB+Comvn Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:18:58 No.1118703 Report

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>the bean comes to collect it's salary

We have that saying in English too it's called Welfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L/p2yUZT Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:36:10 No.1118858 Report

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>>1113894
>More dutch!
Give them a cookie of their own dough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+W/jWHV Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:37:56 No.1118879 Report

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>>1113894
Don't throw the rifle into the corn.
Laziness is the beginning of each lorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2nFpRwHd Tue 20 Jun 2017 20:38:02 No.1118881 Report

Quoted By: >>1119803

Weeeew okay
>It's raining chairs
>It happened the come to see!
>I stayed bone.
>You changed my lights.
>Welcome my eyes the two.
>I made my shit a cracker.
>The played wood.
>Better donkey-bonding than donkey-searching.
>On the deaf man's door, knock as much as you want.
>He turned me my entrails.
>Catch the egg and give it a haircut.
>Are we gluing coffee pots?
>You are for the festivals.
>I saw the Christ soldier and the Holy mother patrol
>Shit high and gaze.
>He pulls masturbation.
>Silk pantιes also need skillful asses.
>It will happen the prostitute's.
>Am I putting horseshoes on cicadas?
>To my testicles.
>We have you to the Opa Opa.
>I write you to my testicles!
>The much ficki-ficki makes the mind (apple) Firiki
>The much tacka-tacka makes the child an asshole.
And many many more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/ma/bOvr Tue 20 Jun 2017 21:25:02 No.1119438 Report

Quoted By: >>1119827

>>1114517
>makes sense too

Ok, let's try this:
>"To rip up cats with someone"
To argue with someone for no reason, profoundly and with no end in sight.
>"The wolf was carrying few times, then they carried the wolf"
When someone gets away with something few times then get busted/fails"
>"It's quiet like sowed with poppy".
Quiet as hell.
>"What's suppose to hang won't drown"
Things have their fate, you can't change it.
>"It will heal until the wedding"
You'll be good, it will heal eventually.
>"Where are six cooks, there is nothing to eat."
Too much people for the job.
>"Have a pie woman!"
We have a problem here.
>"Neither from pear, neither from parsley"
Out of the blue.
>"First cats over fences"
First try might be sloppy but we will do better next time. Good we started.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AlpwAVeo Tue 20 Jun 2017 21:33:18 No.1119533 Report

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Thats me sausage
apetooth (driving fast)

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Anonymous ID:6ek6ossx Tue 20 Jun 2017 21:36:15 No.1119568 Report

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> that dog äläht's to which kalig kalaht's

it means that dogs make noise when you hit them with sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:01:03 No.1119803 Report

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>>1118881
>I stayed bone.
#stayBone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4OJ5j5n Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:03:39 No.1119827 Report

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>>1119438
>"It will heal until the wedding"
We have the same expression

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Anonymous ID:4GdrsBNO Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:04:53 No.1119837 Report

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Croatian.
>Spanking has two ends

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Anonymous ID:vuMPe2Bd Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:06:22 No.1119849 Report

Quoted By: >>1119881

My favorite expression ever

>I shit on X
You can literally shit on anything in Spanish to express anger.

>I shit on the whore
>I shit on God
>I shit on the sea
>I shit on the milk
>I shit on your dead
>I shit on my fucking life
>I shit on the mother that gave birth to you
>I shit on your fucking mother
>I shit on my fucking mother
>I shit on the Virgin
>I shit on everything
>I shit on everything shittable

An these are only some of the most common variations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3uoW6wyj Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:08:29 No.1119873 Report

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>>1113970
That's actually quite sweet desu!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pq3BidrW Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:09:46 No.1119881 Report

Quoted By: >>1119938

>>1119849
>me cago en la mierda
You can even shit on the shit too according to my Venezuelan friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vuMPe2Bd Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:15:09 No.1119938 Report

Quoted By: >>1120021

>>1119881
Sure, you can. I don't think that one is used so commonly in Spain, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c1KLxkST Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:16:57 No.1119961 Report

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>pulling someones fur over his ears
>talking fracture
>puting it into the sand
>shove it into someone elses shoes
>nothing for uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pnrw0LNh Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:21:59 No.1120021 Report

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>>1119938
Me cago en la leche?......strange.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f8lNLynJ Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:32:03 No.1120150 Report

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>n'importe quoi
literally "doesn't matter what" but is usually used more like "nonsense" or "gibberish" like "il fait de n'importe quoi" is like "he's doing whatever" in the sense of "he's playing around". the literal translation of "il fait de n'importe quoi" is closer to "he's doing something [stuff that] doesn't matter."

>cul de sac
literally "ass of a bag", cul is actually a vulgar-ish word for a butt. not a real swear but you wouldn't use it with children or in a formal environment so its odd to be on signs but w/e. if you dont know what a cul de sac is it's the end of a street that doesn't go anywhere.

>osti de tabernacle etc
quebec swearing is about swearing against parts of the church, like literal swearing like you do on a bible in court dramas.

the most common swears you'll hear are
>calisse (chalice, could be a pun on a word for whore tho)
can be used as a verb meaning you're gonna glass it
>osti (host wafers)
generally just used to amplify meaning
>tabernacle (tabernacle)
generally means "fuckton" or "shitload" or similar and is added to the end, can be used with normal stuff like "poutine de tabernak" = "a shitload of gravy fries"
>crisse (Christ, but a pun on "crisis")
used mostly like "crisis" to say something is shitty, like "crisse de tabernak la" would be "that's a big fucking shame"
>sacre/sacrement (sacrament, duh)
general expression of frustration, like "god damn it"
>maudite (to damn someone or something)
self-explanitory verb

honorable mention to "putain" which just means whore but is used as a general perjorative. you can use it to call someone a slut but if you use it for a guy its not even like calling him a bitch, its more general, like motherfucker or dumbass

also the anglo import "fucké" is more like the english "to fuck up" and is considered pretty mild compared. "c'est fucké, ca" would be more mild than "crisse de tabernak la". it also has a much more physical connotation, situations dont get fucké, objects and people do

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Anonymous ID:61zyGC+6 Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:37:38 No.1120203 Report

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>>1114314
Solo escuché el del cocodrilo... Debería salir más a la calle?

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Anonymous ID:f8lNLynJ Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:40:36 No.1120237 Report

Quoted By: >>1120332

oh also ive been learning japanese laterly and literally translating sentences is a mindfuck. you'll go from pretty simple statements like "Bob likes fish. Alice thinks fish are cute." but translating it directly youll get shit like

>As for Bob, thing that is fish, desirable. As for alice, the thing that is fish, cute, thinking."

because of how the grammar works and the overreliance on particles rather than conjugation or word order.

I think it's why machine translation of eastern languages is so bad

>>1115694
>If there's room in the heart there's room in the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzDcou5il-A

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Anonymous ID:pnrw0LNh Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:40:53 No.1120240 Report

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>>1120203
Zorrero

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Anonymous ID:GyW3j+6Y Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:41:14 No.1120242 Report

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Can't remember it properly but it was either "you shouldn't paint satan on the wall"
or
"you shouldn't play satan on the wall"
Neither of which make any sense to me

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Anonymous ID:cEdaPN7h Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:46:15 No.1120303 Report

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Polishfag living in UK:
What the body likes will lose the soul
Having flies up your nose

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Anonymous ID:/S8k+2me Tue 20 Jun 2017 22:48:44 No.1120332 Report

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>>1120237
second quote is "finns det hjärterum, finns det sjärterum" in swedish

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