Hey /pol/, I recently had the mental health crisis team called on me by someone I accused of child abuse.
Pretty based pedo move, no denying. But the sluts I had to deal with were very dumb and annoying. After having mulled over a bunch of different strategies - inc talking to their superiors and all that ineffectual shit - I've decided that trying to fuck their dudes (both were female) is my best strategy.

Do any of you all have a better idea?
If you were the bf of some sad-eyed fatty or degenerate with poorly applied liquid eyeliner, what would get your cock rock hard for a ""stranger"" over facebook, or at your lunchtime cafe?

Thanks /pol/