>Be me
>Be a week ago
>Playing valorant with a friend
>meet a (((girl))) from our country
>She adds us
>We continue playing together with some other friends
>ff to 1 hour ago
>Everyone is going to watch a big football match
>Only me and her in the party
>She tells me she wants to ask me something
>The flour delivery has arrived, spaghetti making is imminent
>Play it cool and tell her to go ahead
>She ask me if i have a facebook
For clarification over here that's basically the equivalent of asking someone's for his number
>"Just give her your Facebook name lel" you might say, thing is i don't have one...
>I tell her i don't have one
>She seems surprised and asks me if I'm joking
>CAUTION!!! SPAGHETTI TANKS ARE OVERFLOWING
>I literally have no reason to not have an account except for me being a socially inept autist
>Don't know what to tell her
>"It got hacked!!"
>Yeah that's the best i could think of
>Brain shut down
>Spaghetti pouring out of my nose at this point
my autism cockblocked me.... Should i make a Facebook account and tell her? Or should i simply kill my self?