My E-Hoe was like, “Yo, let’s meet up. I kinda want somebody to eat my ass.” And I was like “Um, OK. LOL.” I really don’t want to eat her booty, but I am horrible at speaking up for myself :(.

But anyway, Should I eat it like:

Leftover Pizza
Take Out Chinese Food
A Cupcake from a Sprinkles Cupcake ATM

OR

a 5 Star Meal