You know, I could've married the religious girl who liked me. I could've married the quirky awkward girl who liked me. I could've married the normal-ass hot girl who hit on me. I could've married the normal-ass girl who grinded against me in dance. I could've married that hot black girl with the big ass that constantly flirted with and sat with me. Plenty of advances, plenty of times I wanted to say yes, plenty of moments that's all it would've taken.. to ruin my life.

But I like my money more, free porn doesn't steal from me, but a woman all too easily can via the one-sided system of marriage. So I'm gonna enjoy my life. Normies are free to waste their money contributing soulless semen to a money-milking semen-milking evolutionary scam God can piss off with. You all get pussy and lose money, and I just get whatever my imagination desires, all the money, and with none of the consequences. Imaginary girlfriends do not fuck you over unless you let them, and that's exactly the way I like it.