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Anonymous ID:hb9LPwvU Thu 04 May 2017 15:31:05 No.11203 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11453 >>11500 >>11671 >>11757 >>11765 >>12149

How do I become catholic?

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Anonymous ID:TwiOFgad Thu 04 May 2017 15:31:33 No.11262 Report

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Anonymous ID:Bv+ZOroG Thu 04 May 2017 15:32:12 No.11335 Report

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Islam is the ultimate religion, don't even bother with anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SvFvtG/h Thu 04 May 2017 15:32:41 No.11379 Report

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Go to a church to be baptized.
Or buy some holy water from Costco and do it yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aw4g2Q/T Thu 04 May 2017 15:33:25 No.11453 Report

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>>11203
fuck and have lots of children even though you're short and ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2hZzcA4 Thu 04 May 2017 15:33:56 No.11500 Report

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>>11203
Not sure if bait, but, you get baptized, then you go through the motions at Sunday School (if you will, not really on Sundays), then you go through the Communion.
And that's it.

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Anonymous ID:5xQQNA1v Thu 04 May 2017 15:34:30 No.11532 Report

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why would you do that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:280QV5p+ Thu 04 May 2017 15:34:51 No.11550 Report

Quoted By: >>11787

it may be too late if you haven't been touched as a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n0HtrvJc Thu 04 May 2017 15:34:54 No.11555 Report

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Read the catechism, go to church every suday, pray the rosary every day, read the greatest thinkers in theology and philosophy like Aquinas, Augustine, Plato, Aristotle, Leibniz, read the Bible frequently and try to follow a life free of sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hb9LPwvU Thu 04 May 2017 15:35:56 No.11633 Report

Quoted By: >>11728 >>11790

>>11532
So I don't go to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CIzkS9aQ Thu 04 May 2017 15:36:26 No.11671 Report

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>>11203
Start by going to RCIA at your local parish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5xQQNA1v Thu 04 May 2017 15:37:16 No.11728 Report

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>>11633
but you are already on 4chan

Yukranian boipucci

Yukranian boipucci ID:ElOZTUtl Thu 04 May 2017 15:37:43 No.11757 Report

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>>11203
you don't because Catholicism is a scam for money, and you become protestant instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xizaqAXz Thu 04 May 2017 15:37:52 No.11765 Report

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>>11203
You don't "become" Catholic, your priest indoctrinates you through a highly complex process involving bread and wine and lots of trust and even more faith

If you don't get it, you don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aw4g2Q/T Thu 04 May 2017 15:38:07 No.11787 Report

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>>11550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4vcAjUxgyU

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SU3ASPbM Thu 04 May 2017 15:38:08 No.11790 Report

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>>11633
It is simple you will see the priest to the catholic church of your city and he will baptize you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+4UBHQsx Thu 04 May 2017 15:42:50 No.12149 Report

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>>11203
Modern Christianity is for cucks. Says a lot when Proddy/Catholics arguments are about who worships nonwhite cock the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hb9LPwvU Thu 04 May 2017 15:47:11 No.12479 Report

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>>12149
There's an all white anglican use catholic parish in my city and the women all wear veils and they're very conservative. I was thinking of going to that one.

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