>>11206879I'm "that guy" who:
is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
is the stranger your parents warned you not to talk to.
is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to The Salvation Army.
is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout the night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date.
is the reason you have to introduce yourself to every parent in the neighbourhood.
is the guy who buys those mini binoculars at a sophisticated play and uses them to stare at the actresses boobs.
is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
is why we can't have nice things/
