Good evening bantoids, Reimu's bf here.
I have some truly happy news to share with y'all today: Reimu and I are pregnant! Our doctors almost gave up on us since Reimu's womb is badly perforated and scarred from all the abortions she had in her previous relationships, and I have a pretty low sperm count myself.
But after months and months of trying, Allah has finally blessed us with a baby boy. Unfortunately this means alcohol and 4chan is off-limits to her for the foreseeable future, to avoid stress and protect the baby's health.
So please use this occasion to say your goodbyes and wish us well. Name suggestions are welcome!