People who have hemorrhoids cant sit on chairs, cant drive cars, cant shit, cant have sex with buttplugs, cant shave ass, cant have sex with dog, cant get ass licked by children, cant get laid with gays.
They have a hard life and they dont create stupid threads like ”Im taking shit, AMA” on /bant/ because ITS NOT A FUKING JOKE FOR THEM!!! You guys jerk off to child porn and shit in the toilet while making stupid ”Im taking a poop AMA” threads while some people actually have issues with JUST POOPING IN A FUCKING TOILET!!! They have to take vaseline on their prolapses just so the SHIT CAN GLIDE EASIER!!!!
Fuck you faggots, Fuck this board. You show no respect at all.