Why aren't you graping yet /bant/hem?

1. Concord grape juice is proven to provide the same health benefits to the heart as wine, without the extra calories and degeneracy of alcoholism.

2. Concord grape juice is proven to increase vein and artery vascularity, thus making you look more vascular and swoll when you lift. In addition, this aids in the transport of oxygen to the muscles, and takes CO2 away from them, increasing maximum lifting ability.

3. Grape juice is naturally sweet, thus eliminating the need for added sugar. An easy way to overcome the need for sodas and unhealthy beverages that fatten you with empty sugar calories. Welch’s Grape Juice contains fructose only, which is naturally occurring in fruits and easily processed by your body, while other juices and sodas contain corn syrup and sucrose, both of which are very unhealthy, fattening, and artificial.

4. Proud white tradition "stems" from the grape, with many great ancient cultures reveling in drinking wine for celebration. (Romans, Vikings, Mediterraneans, etc.) Truly, by drinking grape juice we honor our ancestors before us.

So what is your excuse for not graping /bant/?