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>playing dungeons and dragons with some friends
>i'm the dungeon master
>we usually communicate in a very short and simple way like "dodge the dragon" or "defend the castle" etc.... etc.....
>some says that this way of speaking is very retarded and annoying but we dgaf
>the campaign is going perfectly fine
>the party decides to enter a dungeon
>i don't know what to cast as enemies so i decide to make them fight with goblins while i take some time
>they completely annhilate the goblins
>i finally find something to make them fight with
>i make a Tarrasque appear in front of them
>butwaitthere'smore.gif
>i declare with the most powerful and solemn tone of my voice: "BUT THIS ISN'T A NORMAL TARRASQUE! THIS IS A PLA TARRASQUE!"
>"and what's the difference?" someone's ask
>"well, you see....... " and i start elencating all kind of powers possible: he is 1000 times more jacked up than a normal one..... he can zap lasers, he can destroy everything, he can control your mind and BLAH BLAH BLAH.......
>the party completely panicked decided to flee from the dungeon
>they roll the dice
>they all flee from the dungeon aside from Jim, fuck you Jim, those were my tendies
>as a revenge i pressure Jim
>"how will you fight against this typus of a tarrasque Jim? AHAHHAHAHAH!"
>the tarrasque is going to attack Jim
>full of hate against me he screams in anger while declaring is next move
>CURSE YOU! PARRY THE PLA TYPUS!
>playing dungeons and dragons with some friends
>i'm the dungeon master
>we usually communicate in a very short and simple way like "dodge the dragon" or "defend the castle" etc.... etc.....
>some says that this way of speaking is very retarded and annoying but we dgaf
>the campaign is going perfectly fine
>the party decides to enter a dungeon
>i don't know what to cast as enemies so i decide to make them fight with goblins while i take some time
>they completely annhilate the goblins
>i finally find something to make them fight with
>i make a Tarrasque appear in front of them
>butwaitthere'smore.gif
>i declare with the most powerful and solemn tone of my voice: "BUT THIS ISN'T A NORMAL TARRASQUE! THIS IS A PLA TARRASQUE!"
>"and what's the difference?" someone's ask
>"well, you see....... " and i start elencating all kind of powers possible: he is 1000 times more jacked up than a normal one..... he can zap lasers, he can destroy everything, he can control your mind and BLAH BLAH BLAH.......
>the party completely panicked decided to flee from the dungeon
>they roll the dice
>they all flee from the dungeon aside from Jim, fuck you Jim, those were my tendies
>as a revenge i pressure Jim
>"how will you fight against this typus of a tarrasque Jim? AHAHHAHAHAH!"
>the tarrasque is going to attack Jim
>full of hate against me he screams in anger while declaring is next move
>CURSE YOU! PARRY THE PLA TYPUS!
