I'm living it every day
I fucking love myself
I wish marriages in croatia still offered tax reduction and eased the process in adopting kids
I'd marry myself in an instant, start up a reality show: loving myself, and reanact greatest hits from croatian reality show "love is on the village" by one upping zhem in every way possible by being the perfect blend of village dunce and city smarty pants
I would adopt 2 little girls prefferably aged 8 or up and start due the process of female inceldom, aka no hymen no diamond, where I would throw them out of the house for partaking in degeneracy
honestly if one of tbem did sleep around it would be better for the reality show as the only thing that gets you more publicity than fake drama is actual drama- I'd be given a platform to badmouth all the croatian roasties comparring them to crack addicts and praise those women that pick their partners not by their looks but by their overall stats that would find themselves as better partners rather if they went for a tall 195+ cm guy with sub 90 IQ that would grow increasingly fond of alchohol and subsequently beat her, cheat on her and made her life miserable until they broke up and started the circle again with the same type of a guy
trust me argentinian, no women could ever like you as much as you can love yourself, narcissism is a lovely thing and the only action you have to do in order to put a smile on your face is look in the mirror, a woman might and a woman will point out all the intricate "flaws" in your appearance that you can rationally and with logic dismiss as irrelevant however her feeble mind couod never scratch beyond surface
