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okay like the fewling is a blend between wet sandpaper (more like a soft toothbrush or wet hair really) and warm chicken breast that keeps wriggling like an octopus
but like dude it's easy peasy, you only have to practice yoga for like a month to U N D E R S T A N D

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 18:56:01 No.11235265 Report

Quoted By: >>11235312 >>11235331

>>11235169
Eeeeeeh
>>11235173
M-Maybe
>>11235207
D-Does it feel slimy? Eeeeeh I dont want to sage my own pp

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 18:56:03 No.11235266 Report

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Wet

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:00:30 No.11235312 Report

Quoted By: >>11235331

>>11235265
is that a new slang for autofellatio?
>slimy
depends on the amount of spit
prefferably yes, but your dick can't exactly taste the difference
chicken brests feel slimmier than sponges that much I can say

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Anonymous ID:sMMWj6Bn Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:01:04 No.11235318 Report

Quoted By: >>11235331

>>11235149
when I was a teenager I used to be able to suck myself off in my room

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:02:13 No.11235331 Report

Quoted By: >>11235372

>>11235265
>sage
I meant sugu weird autocorrect
>>11235312
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh s-slimy, w-warm and w-wet eeeeeeeeeeh
>>11235318
But why?

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:06:03 No.11235372 Report

Quoted By: >>11235389

>>11235331
take chicken breast, wrap it in chicken skin, add it into a 40 degree centigrade water bath and spit on it couple if times
best substitute that I can recomend short of buying a pig tongue

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:07:46 No.11235389 Report

Quoted By: >>11235429

>>11235372
Baka I dont live alone

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:13:56 No.11235429 Report

Quoted By: >>11235460

>>11235389
shit does your mom never leave?
how do you jerk off then?
me, oersonally, have to lie sideways eith my bedsheet always on, no body suspects a thing
I want go buy a fleshlight, the bad dragon one, the dolphin pussy
a nigga can dream

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:21:18 No.11235460 Report

Quoted By: >>11235509

>>11235429
She is a neetu. Do you not have your own room?

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:23:17 No.11235469 Report

Quoted By: >>11235480 >>11235486

isnt your pp long enough to test it?

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:25:46 No.11235480 Report

Quoted By: >>11235482

>>11235469
B-Baka there shouldn't be any pp in my mouth!

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:26:30 No.11235482 Report

Quoted By: >>11235496

>>11235480
its the fastest way to find out

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:27:13 No.11235486 Report

Quoted By: >>11235490 >>11235496

>>11235469
His pp is so dirty he would get tongue cancer

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:27:48 No.11235490 Report

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>>11235486
he can wash it

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:29:33 No.11235496 Report

Quoted By: >>11235500

>>11235482
I c-could just meet someone from discord eeeh
>>11235486
No

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:29:52 No.11235500 Report

Quoted By: >>11235507 >>11235515

>>11235496
why dont you do that?

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:31:45 No.11235507 Report

Quoted By: >>11235511 >>11235515

>>11235500
I would have to go outside and having first time sex with someone random from discord would be weird

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:32:22 No.11235509 Report

Quoted By: >>11235513

>>11235460
gee wiz no wonder you two don't get along
>my own room
nigga the only path to bathroom is trhough my room

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:32:34 No.11235511 Report

Quoted By: >>11235513

>>11235507
maybe you come closer to her, why dont you meet her for not sex?
just to have fun

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:33:50 No.11235513 Report

Quoted By: >>11235521 >>11235552

>>11235509
Very weird person
>>11235511
I would have to befren discord bakas then first which would take a few days

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:34:04 No.11235515 Report

Quoted By: >>11235525

>>11235500
>>11235507
You two should meet up. You already know your private parts

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:35:05 No.11235521 Report

Quoted By: >>11235525

>>11235513
why is that an issue?
get someone to have fun with

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:35:44 No.11235525 Report

Quoted By: >>11235528 >>11235540

>>11235515
Very weird underage person
>>11235521
I dont like discord bakas and I dont want to go outside

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:36:20 No.11235528 Report

Quoted By: >>11235531

>>11235525
ask her to come to you

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:36:39 No.11235531 Report

Quoted By: >>11235535

>>11235528
Kek no

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:37:18 No.11235535 Report

Quoted By: >>11235551

>>11235531
why?
i invited my bf to vienna first time we met

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:37:43 No.11235540 Report

Quoted By: >>11235542 >>11235551

>>11235525
I don't think it's a bad proposition. Reimu likes big pp and she travels regulary. Don't you Reimu?

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:38:28 No.11235542 Report

Quoted By: >>11235558

>>11235540
i am taken

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:40:04 No.11235551 Report

Quoted By: >>11235554 >>11235558

>>11235535
You still had to go outside
>>11235540
Weird person. Reimu would infect me with herpes

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:40:31 No.11235552 Report

Quoted By: >>11235569

>>11235513
elaborate what in particular you find weird about me

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:40:47 No.11235554 Report

Quoted By: >>11235569

>>11235551
yes, we did meet for a walk in vienna, it would be crazy to invite a random internet guy at home, also no herpes

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:41:20 No.11235558 Report

Quoted By: >>11235560 >>11235569

>>11235542
You can upgrade to a bigger pp

>>11235551
And you would infect her with chlamydia. It's a fair deal.

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:41:52 No.11235560 Report

Quoted By: >>11235564

>>11235558
pp is not everything, and i am very well satisfied

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:42:44 No.11235564 Report

Quoted By:

>>11235560
Weird pp conformist

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:44:11 No.11235569 Report

Quoted By: >>11235573 >>11235574 >>11235593

>>11235552
You are lewding your family
>>11235554
Baka but I said before i don wan outside. Herpes was joke baka almost every adult has herpes
>>11235558
How would I have chlamydia

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:44:45 No.11235573 Report

Quoted By: >>11235589

>>11235569
i dont have, only bakas with 100 different partners have that

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:45:32 No.11235574 Report

Quoted By: >>11235589

>>11235569
Bad hygiene

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:49:48 No.11235589 Report

Quoted By: >>11235592 >>11235595

>>11235573
More than 67% of all adults have herpes. Most people just don't have symptoms
>>11235574
That's not how it works

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:50:32 No.11235592 Report

Quoted By: >>11235598

>>11235589
weird people, i dont think i could have it, both me and bf were virgins before we came together

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Anonymous ID:gkAP7XoE Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:50:45 No.11235593 Report

Quoted By: >>11235598

>>11235569
how
HOW
I DON'T WANT THEM NEAR ME NOT MYSELF NEAR ZHEM

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:51:17 No.11235595 Report

Quoted By: >>11235598

>>11235589
Why don't you post anime girls anymore?

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Quoted By: >>11235601 >>11235604 >>11235693

>>11235592
By drinking wata other people have drunken before
>>11235593
You want to get caught when you masturbate
>>11235595
Why would i

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:52:37 No.11235601 Report

Quoted By: >>11235605

>>11235598
Because that was bigu

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:53:59 No.11235604 Report

Quoted By: >>11235605

>>11235598
nuh

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:54:39 No.11235605 Report

Quoted By: >>11235607 >>11235617

>>11235601
Why are you so retarded?
>>11235604
Yes.

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:54:56 No.11235607 Report

Quoted By: >>11235614

>>11235605
baka

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:55:32 No.11235614 Report

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>>11235607
No u baka

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 19:55:47 No.11235617 Report

Quoted By: >>11235624

>>11235605
You're not bigu

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Quoted By: >>11235632

>>11235617
U r 15 yo kid

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:00:17 No.11235632 Report

Quoted By: >>11235635 >>11235674

>>11235624
Bigu I know virginity makes you angree but just relax it will get better

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:00:50 No.11235635 Report

Quoted By: >>11235639

>>11235632
you are also a virgin

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:02:01 No.11235639 Report

Quoted By: >>11235640

>>11235635
I lost my virginity last year

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:02:14 No.11235640 Report

Quoted By: >>11235643

>>11235639
on a buttu

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:02:58 No.11235643 Report

Quoted By: >>11235645

>>11235640
On a pussy and it took some time to get it in cause my pp is 8 inches

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:03:53 No.11235645 Report

Quoted By: >>11235654

>>11235643
it took time because she wasnt horny and its not good to do it with your sister

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:05:51 No.11235654 Report

Quoted By: >>11235657

>>11235645
She came over to my house and moved her hips very sexy on my lap while still with clothes on.
I don't have a sister

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:06:36 No.11235657 Report

Quoted By: >>11235662

>>11235654
okay, virgin

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:07:55 No.11235662 Report

Quoted By:

>>11235657
My pp knows I'm telling the truth

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:13:00 No.11235674 Report

Quoted By: >>11235682

>>11235632
I dont care about my virginity

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:14:28 No.11235682 Report

Quoted By: >>11235683 >>11235684

>>11235674
>Bantu how does it feel when a tongue touches your pp?

I think you do

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:15:42 No.11235683 Report

Quoted By: >>11235689

>>11235682
i think you dont have much sex if you have to pose about it on the internet

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Anonymous ID:2AG4LqBu Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:15:45 No.11235684 Report

Quoted By: >>11235689

>>11235682
Literal kid logic

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:17:10 No.11235689 Report

Quoted By: >>11235691

>>11235683
No I don't regulary, but I did this winter until february

>>11235684
Unlicked pp cope

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:17:43 No.11235691 Report

Quoted By: >>11235695

>>11235689
aww so you had once in your life a gf over 3 months and you are soooo proud of it

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>>11235598
WHY WOULD I WANT ZHAT
ZHAT IS THE REVERSE OF WHAT I WANT

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:18:47 No.11235695 Report

Quoted By: >>11235700

>>11235691
I had other gf's before but I didn't have sex with them, it was just puppy love

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:22:21 No.11235700 Report

Quoted By: >>11235706

>>11235695
everyone had this kind of relationships before
now i am sure you are underage

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Anonymous ID:m88aSSes Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:25:17 No.11235706 Report

Quoted By: >>11235709

>>11235700
You were a virgin until your current bf and you're 22, that means you were undesired until recently

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:iVu030Sl Sun 06 Sep 2020 20:27:10 No.11235709 Report

Quoted By: >>11235723

>>11235706
i had a couple of guys i could go with, but i dont go in a relationship just because of sex.
also i am like most people here socially awkward

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>>11235709
ok

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