Ahem,

My fellow anons, I want to thank all of you for being there for me. This is includes newfags, oldfags, and anons who aren't with us today. Thank you all for listening to my ideas, good and stupid. Thank you all for all the compliments and insults. Thank you for all just simply stimulating the social function of my brain so I don't become insane.

This journey on 4chan is a great one. A journey that I expect to last a lifetime. We don't always get to pick the exact paths we want, but the path of 4chan chose me. I stand before you all to say that I'm proud to be part of this great society of anons and I'm proud the normie path didn't choose me.

Here at 4chan, we are all equally respected. We all share one unifying reputation: Anonymous. Nowhere else can I feel at home extreme shitposting without social reprocussions.

So once again, thank you anons.