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Post greentext stories, also help me with irl issue.>be me >17 >lifting for 3 years >meet qt3.14 on my last year in highschool, 1 year younger than me >blonde, short, not really thic but looks decent >she's the fucking top of the class, talking some serios 9.90+ at the end of 10th grade, 7/10 >i can barely pass class, 4/10 >she's into me Only thing is, she is an actual moron rest of the time + extremely shitty sense of humour wat do i've been told this isn't fit for /adv/
gundog
What made you lift? I'm 24 and wanna start but dunno how.>pump and dump if she's unfunny and boring
Anonymous
>>1126304 ugly face + i was never leaving the house since i was 11
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>>1126294 if you want something serious probably not happening if she acts retarded and has shitty humor. However If you don't shoot you'll always miss so give it a shot atleast.
>>1126304 pic related start with every week and then do more often
Anonymous
>>1126308 Holy fuck! I would not want to meet you in a dark alleyway.
>Guy stays at home since 11 >Ugly and knows it >Starts to lift weights as the rage grows within >A qt 3.14 walks past the house >Close the blinds and return to the weight training as rage becomes unbearable >Years later I am walking down a dark alley in Romania >I'm drunk and I see the shadowed form of some giant opposite me >I'm Australian, so naturally I say "Holy fuck! take a look at this faggot!" >These were my last words >He is still out there somewhere with a cigarette in his teeth, a giant bar bell in each hand and a sinister hatred of the world in his mind >You have been warned /bant/ Anonymous
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>>1126294 I personally wouldn't go for it but it's your choice
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Stephen The Rapist !qxIKhJK.K2 ID:szzfE8rT Wed 21 Jun 2017 10:32:41 No. 1126599 Report Quoted By:
>>1126294 >17 Can that count as a underage b&?
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>>1126350 Classic Aussie shitposting.
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Hey, OP, since you're my age too, do you think is it ok to be kissless at that point ? Only started to take care of my shit recently and I'm scared being a kissless at 18 is a sign of utter failure