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True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off from the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but to the real Satanic Misanthrophes who do not care about sheep like you. Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand real Satanism. You pathetic little kids. You are naive children. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic Individualism and on a collective level: Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually on par with animals. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it? Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropes.
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>>1129192 >2017 >ei polta röökiä Anonymous
>Elementary school >at the start of the 21st century (inb4 newfag) >our school had also a tard class, with older 15-19 yo. tards >the tards have built an epic snow fortress where they hang out during recess >we tried to figure out how these sub-humans could have constructed something so great >the 5th graders can't deal with this fact >we form a resistance movement against the tyrannical tards >La resistance lives on motherfuckers! >we named ourselves "The Devils of Hell" >the devils first secret meeting is held in the schools forest near a huge pine tree and the nettle rock (during summer there grows a fucking lot of them) >all the boys from th 5th grade plus me and three other firstgraders appeared to the meeting >we agreed that during next recess we will attack the tard without declareing war and spread the word about The Devils of Hell >said recess >we attack equipped with sticks and rocky snowballs under the element of surprise >the tards don't understand the situation at first (DUH! :DD) >but when they do, all hell breaks loose! >these six foot (aspect of the 130cm 1st grader) drooling hulk tards come out of the fortress to screaming and batshit insane and attack >at this part our forces break up under the tards overpowerment and we have to retreat back to the forest >luckily, these teenage mutant ninja tards motoric skills are so underdeveloped that we can outrun them >we all make it to safety and we've managed to make a hole on the fortress wall. that can be counted as a victory! >the word about The Devils of Hells achievements and bravery spread like wildfire cont...
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any kind of metal is for manchilds
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...cont>next days lunchbreak we held a new secret meeting where we recruit new soldiers and organize our strategy and tactics >our numbers tripled and we got partisans from every class even a few 6th graders >we shared our battle roles according to classes, us the firstgraders got the worst job >we were "the little pioneers" >our job was to dig trenches near the enemy lines and infiltrate the fortress through the the holes made by the frontline soldiers (3rd and 4th graders) and destroy the castle from the inside >the 5th and 6th graders worked as officers (throwing stones at the tards and shouting orders) >our job was the most dangerous cause the rumor was that if the tards got you, they would kiss you and suck on your balls and their bite would turn you into one >the second attack would be wednesday at the beginning of the second recess >wednesday >before the attack we gathered to the HQ of the Devils and swore an oath >sure about our victory we marched into battle >to our surprise, the tards were prepader for our attack, by recruiting more tards and arming themselves with sticks and (stone)snowballs >we wont back down >the frontline soldiers break the walls a bit >we the pioneers charge inside but are forced to retreat fast when the tard go full hulk mode >the biggest tard grabs a 2nd grader >we can't stay and help him >the Devils of Hell are yet againg forced to retreat to the forest >different stories are around about what happened to the one guy left behind but in any case the whole school feels sorry for him and treats him like a honorable war veteran ...cont
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...cont>we set up an emergency meeting at lunch break >the third meeting of the Devils of Hell >the AD/HD special ed. students want to join our resistance >we rejoice, cause these daredevils have a legendary reputation at our school for countless misdeeds >we re-organize the movement to three divisions >5-6th the elitekorps >1-4th the foreing legion >special eds. the daredevils >the next grand attack is arranged to fridays lunch break, this time we will charge from three directions and wreck the whole fucking shit >friday >get ready >ATTACK! >oh fuck, party poopers! (the recess supervisors) >the tards have told about us to the teachers >we all end up in detention and our movement is finished, or is it? >friday, morning class >"we will have a joint outdoor class with the 5th graders" - the teacher >with determined minds we march with the 5th graders to a window of the tards classroom, knock a few times and run towards the snow fortress >in my 17 years of existing i have never seen anything funnier than about 20 tards glued to their window and their priceless faces when we kick the shit out of their matafaking fabuluos snow fort >we were the Devils of Hell
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I just like way it sounds.
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>>1129192 TRUE SATANIC BLACK METAL LIVES!!!
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>>1129192 Maluma feat Shakira > Cradle of Filth > Other satanic metal nazi bands
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The absolute king of black metal singers. All else are posers.
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>>1130709 That's death metal, fag.