I recently started chilling with a based Iranian mechanic. We soup up cars together and he tells me cool stories about his childhood. He grew up on the border with Afghanistan and witnessed their bacha bāzī boy raping shit. We chatted about it for a while and concluded that Muslims most likely worship Satan. Now, I was baptized and confirmed into Catholicism, but this got me thinking. The Catholics like to rape little boys just as much as the Afghans. I figure they probably worship the devil too. So I realized Mohammed probably fucks pigs in hell while the pope is giving him a rimjob. Now I am quitting the Catholic Church. It hurts my heart to say it, but I just can't stand up for sodomites anymore. I think these people all worship seperate heads of the same seven headed dragon.
Anyone else go through this? Anyone even know how to get out of the catholic church? I'm thinking of marrying a Jew now anyways so my kids can get access to the gold.