It is the 41st millenium, nah just kiding the year was 2049 when some alien anime girls invaded earth, they just happened to all look like human females but better in every regard. They abducted or killed most of the world's population. Then, after a year had passed, the only thing that stood in their way of assuming complete control over the planet was the Resistance. The Resistance is a network of small, militaristic groups, created by the surviving Humans, that were spread out across the globe. Although it is not known to most of humanity the Arume Empire is now the dominant power in the known galaxy (roughly half of the Orion Arm of the milky way) but that dominance is currently being challenged by the second rise of the Valgarian Empire and the rebelious remnants of long conquered star nations. Even though most of humanity has no idea of the current state of the galaxy the Arume Empire is well aware of the threat that a new Vallgarian Empire represents and have been reinforcing their position on the home world of humanity due to it’s strategical importance and now with the struggle between the two powers for possesion of the planet the resistence will play a vital role in the future of the conflict, and remember
THAT IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE NEAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY CRINGE
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Rolling 01-49 is usually a failure and 50-98 is usually a success, with dubs being a critical success.
Doctor Anonymous
Last update on the last thread
Patrice Petry
you follow the path and eventually start hearing someone runing in the distance roughly 100 meters away
Maurice the orangutan
the tiger roars and keeps trying to jump and sprinting to get you out but you keep on thigh
Tiger "why should I comply? now get off my back" you continue riding the tiger like pic related
Private Polly (soon to be pirate)
you lift ancor and try to start the engine of the ship, it takes a while but eventually it works, the wind is getting strong again, you pilote the ship into the lake
Tortuga (Cat)
you jump onto her face but you failed to go for the eyes and she blocks you but you still grab her arm and scratch it
Private Grasshopper
yes, we will arrive there soon, you can already see the light of day in front as the forest begins to end, as she continues sprinting you fall into the ground
Loafing Prodigy
Arume: Nice to meet you Tsubakura my name is Sasha, now could ou please open the cell door?
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
after the cat has left her arm you jump at her and break her legs then rip them off leaving her on the ground screaming
Officer Derek Chauvin
>Lay my knee on>>11296563 throat to restrain him Shinji ikari
you arrive at the inn, the old man Ross greets you as you enter
Old man Ross: hello young man if you are looking for a job I have one available, you see I am getting old and serving at the tables is getting increasingly more difficult, would you accept the job?
John Pizza
you get your coocking stuff and start looking for a gas station you walk for a while until you find a wounded arume walking in the road
canadian (not american)
you channel your anti stink training and focus your mind to avoid puking but you end up puking anyway
Patrice Petry
>>11317020 >See if I can spot them from where I am >If true, BLAST them with a fookin rpg round General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11317020 >wake up fully clothed (for now) Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11317020 >You think on this course of action for a moment, before opening the cell. You can come along, but you'll have to pull your own weight. Are you familiar with pistols?
Jack von Flammenwerfer
Private Grasshopper
>"Why does this bitch keep doing this to me?" >Hop my ass after her
Tortuga (cat)
>>11317020 >Slice her throat open to silence her screaming "Meow wow rowr"
(Alright, if we find where the explosives are we can light this place up. We should keep together, since you're the one who can actually carry and set off these explosions, and I'll listen out for any guards coming)
>Listen out for Arume coming down the hall Private Polly (soon to be pirate)
Private Polly (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 18:58:53 No. 11317064 Report >>11317020 >look for signs of someone capable of joining me crew Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 18:58:56 No. 11317065 Report >>11317020 >Smash her head into a paste before anyone hears the screams Doctor Anonymous
>>11317045 you wake up fully dressed on a montain side with view to a lake
>>11317052 you wake up on a small house fully equipped with guns, food and some scientific equipment
>>11317048 Sasha: don't worry about me, and yes I am familiar with pistols, do you have one to spare?
>>11317039 you spot them both take a couple shots, one lands on the butt of the arume and the other almost lands on
>>11317058 , even though the arume has been shot she still continues running until she exits the forest into an open field
>>11317058 you continue following her, but
>>11317039 shots her in the butt and almost lands a hit on you but thankfully you are very small and hard to hit, you continue until you both exit the forest, you then spot dozens of figures standing ahead
>>11317063 you jump at her to slice her throat but your claws do not manage to do it completly so she still screams for a few seconds
>>11317064 you continue driving your ship arround the lake looking for crew mates, you don't find either an arume or human but you do spot some smoke in the distance
>>11317065 You try to smash her head but turns out her skull is much thougher than you expected, you don't manage to smash her skull but she does fall unconsious
Private Grasshopper
>>11317138 >Just begin leading the murder hobo retard towards these figures >Hide in the grass and wait for these guys to have a shootout Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11317138 >immediately grab some form of incendiary weapon, and check the news to see what needs burning today. >also make myself some tea. General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11317138 >go look for an arume to capture Patrice Petry
>>11317138 "Why the FUCK did it not explode!?"
"OH WELL WHATEVER, FIRE ANOTHER ONE"
>BLAST Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11317138 Yeah, we'll see about that.
>Hand her the Glock 19, and then motion for her to follow. It's only got three bullets, so keep that in mind.
Private Polly (soon to be pirate)
Private Polly (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 19:17:41 No. 11317154 Report >>11317138 >sail towards the smoke "SQUAAAAAK EHAR HAR HAR."
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 19:19:11 No. 11317161 Report >>11317138 >Good enough, she'll probably bleed out before waking up anyways >Grab the cat and prepare to climb >>11317063 "Ooh, ooh!"
(I don't know where they keep their explosives, so we'll have to comb through this place. Let's stick to climbing up through high places, easier to escape them that way)
Tortuga (cat)
>>11317138 >>11317161 "Mew roawr"
(Damn these aliens are noisy. Good idea, we'll stay above them while we search)
>Keep my ears perked for Arume activity Doctor Anonymous
>>11317141 the figures spot the arume that came with you and they notice her distress they advance to her position but it is too late she is shot on the head by
>>11317151 , after she falls dead you hear a deep manly voice scream "NO MERCY", you then hide and watch as they get into cover and get ready to defend their position
>>11317144 you look for an incendiary weapon in your house, you end up finding your old flamethrower and after gettign it ready for use you make some tea using your last reserve of good old yorkshire tea
>>11317147 you try to look for arume to capture but unfortunatly for you you do not find a single one of them
>>11317151 you start blasting and then you hit the arume in the head, as she falls dead you notice a deep and manly yell coming from the open field "NO MERCY"
>>11317152 Sasha: ok it's enough for now I think, thank you
Sasha: by the way do you have any combat knifes?
as she exits her cell she starts following you
Sasha: So what is your plan?
>>11317154 you sail towards the smoke, as you approach you notice the collum of smoke is coming from an arume base less than a kilometer away from shore that was left in ruins
>>11317161 you manage to pic up the cat and as you try climbing inside the building you don't spot movement, everything is odly quiet
>>11317167 you get picked up by
>>11317161 , but as you try to listen to arume activity but you do not manage to hear any activity or movement
Private Grasshopper
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 19:33:53 No. 11317216 Report >>11317194 >Begin crawling over the top of the base until I find an entrance I can drop through. Tortuga (cat)
>>11317194 >>11317216 "Meow meow"
(We should probably go sneaking through the vents, I bet they heard that one's screaming and are making a defense)
Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11317194 No problem.
>After the mention of knives, stop for a moment before lazily shrudding. Dunno. I don't usually carry them around as backups, but I suppose it wouldn't be hard to check.
>Proceed to do just that for the Arume called Sasha. Get all the stuff they confiscated back, and scout out the situation. The rest will depend on where we're at.
Patrice Petry
>>11317194 "STILL NO IDEA WHY THESE RPGS NOT EXPLODING"
"MUST BE DEFECTIVE"
>BLAST THE FUCKER SCREAMING UNTIL HE EXPLODES Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11317194 >put the tea into a thermal flask, and put it into a bag with some other supplies, such as non-perishable snacks. >then go head out into the countryside, ready to burn whoever attempts to harm me. Doctor Anonymous
>>11317209 you keep looking for an arume to capture, but you do not find one, the only thing you see is a moderate size fishing boat sailing far away in the lake
>>11317216 you manage to spot an entrance, you and the cat drop through it, once you land you notice the entrance lead to a room with guns and armor
>>11317223 you go along with
>>11317216 into the entrance and as you drop inside you notice it's full of weapons and armor
>>11317226 Sasha: I see you aren't a big fan of melee
you start looking for your stuff and you manage to find it along a combat knife that was probably taken from Sasha
after gettign all your stuff back and giving the knife to Sasha you notice the building you are on is part of an arume base
>>11317227 you start blasting, you then ear a few screams you then watch suprised as a tank different from any arume design (probably not even an arume tank) charges to your direction, fortunatly for you most of the shots by the enemy missed
>>11317237 you put all of your supplies on a backpack, you then exit the house with your flamethrower and start roaming the country side looking for targets, you then notice a human man walking on a montain side
>>11317204 you wait hidden under some folliage, you watch as the murder hobo
>>11317227 starts blasting at the figures on the other side of the open field, you ear some screams btu then watch as a tank charges in the direction of
>>11317227 Private Grasshopper
>>11317280 >Wait with a smug grin Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11317280 >look to the man, determine if they're friend or foe >after confirming they're no aroom, wave Hello! haven't seen another human in a while!
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11317280 >Take off all my clothes and go in for a dip >swim towards the boat Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 19:56:23 No. 11317289 Report >>11317280 "ooh Ooh OOH OOH!"
(These aren't explosives, but they're far from useless.)
>Rip apart some shitty Arume armour apart and create makeshift armour worthy of a CHIMP. Patrice Petry
>>11317280 >RPG THE TANK >EXPLODE THE FUCKING TANK >BLAST IT TO BITS >BLOW IT TO SMITHEREENS >SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A FIERY EXPLOSION Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11317280 Not really. Y'know there's a reason it has gone out of favor, unless you have a energy sword or something.
>After getting all of the stuff I had on me before the latest drinking session, take a cautious walk around the base. ...Guess I should ask what you got locked up for?
Tortuga (cat)
>>11317280 >>11317289 "Meow"
(You can take a gun or two for yourself too)
>Look through any cracks in the door to the rest of the base to see if there are any Arume Private Polly (soon to be pirate)
Private Polly (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 20:11:09 No. 11317353 Report >>11317194 "SQUAAAAAK. SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO ME PLUNDER!"
>Sail close enough to dock Doctor Anonymous
>>11317287 you try to take off your clothes but unfortunatly you rip your pants and shirt in the process, you go to swim on the lake but you notice
>>11317284 waving at you
>>11317284 you see
>>11317287 rip off his clothes and run for a swim completly naked, he doesn't notice you at first but then looks at you
>>11317289 you use your chimp strenght to rip apart pieces of arume armor and somehow with a dexterity that no chimp could have you manage to make a functional armor set
>>11317292 you take a shot with your rpg and you manage to blow up most of the front part of the tank, it no longer moves but the main gun is moving to aim at you
>>11317296 Sasha: an energy sword would be nice but they are very expensive since the really good ones that cut throw anything are pieces of long forgothen technology
Sasha: well I am an agent of an enemy nation, as you can see my uniform has the coat of arms of the Valgarian Empire
you peak into the exit of the room that contains the cells, you see a group of three arume and they notice you
>>11317300 you through the cracks in the door and you spot an arume alone
>>11317283 you watch as he takes a shot with his rpg and manages to blow up most of the front part of the tank, it no longer moves but the main gun is moving to aim at him
>>11317353 you approach the docks, and as you dock the ship you see a wounded arume soldier on the shore
Guys i will have to go for a while I will be back in one hour and a half
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11317379 >>11317284 >Stand dramatically with my schlong hanging out "A good day for a swim innit?"
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11317379 >promptly follow the man to that ship, walking the perimiter of the lake so my flamethrower fuel doesn't get ruined >>11317385 indeed! but I'm carrying some stuff that's too risky to get wet.
Private Polly (soon to be pirate)
Private Polly (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 20:20:11 No. 11317394 Report >>11317379 >approach the arume "SQUAAAAAAK, WHERE BE THE PLUNDER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT?"
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11317393 "Hey, I'm a general for the resistance. Technically i'm the only member right now. Would you like to join?"
Patrice Petry
>>11317379 >ROLL OUTTA THE WAY AS IT FIRES, THEN BACK ON MY KNEES TO BLAST OFF ANOTHER ROUND Tortuga (cat)
>>11317379 "Meow"
(There's an Arume right outside the door)
>I say quietly to my chimp comrade Jack von Flammenwerfer
Quoted By:
>>11317401 >thonk for a moment, if the only thing above me would be a general, that would make me a lieutenant general, or a lieutenant for short. sure thing!
Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11317379 Yeah yeah, know that already. You Arume are stingy enough with tech as is. Combine with the sheer rarity, and it's a miricle to even get a scrap.
>Suddenly pause at the mention of a second enemy nation. Or more likely, after spotting the patrol up ahead. Shit, alerted company up there. Better prove your worth here.
>And with that, start firing the assault rifle at the enemy soldiers. Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 20:26:23 No. 11317428 Report >>11317379 >Put on the armour, acquire two guns and open the door. >Slam into the arume and choke her to death before she can make any noise Private Grasshopper
>>11317379 >"Fuck this." >Leave >Try to find a comfy Arume base Anonymous
i wake up late. terns out i can stay at the inn for free because i work there
Doctor Anonymous
>>11317385 you stand in the shore not very dramatically with your pp in perfect view
>>11317394 Arume: all gone, either burned or taken away
>>11317412 you roll out of the way of the tank's gun, and once ir fires you manage to dodge the shot
>>11317393 >>11317385 you both walk along the lake shore until you notice the boat has stopped somewhere ahead near a collum of smoke
>>11317416 you start speaking to the chimp and watch as he attacks the arume
>>11317428 you put on the armor you made and you take two guns, you then you slam the arume and try to choke her to death but she is still clinging to life
>>11317422 you shoot at the enemy soldiers, you kill two of them and Sasha kills the last one using her pistol
>>11317451 you continue hopping through the open fiel away from the battle but you con't find an arume base
>>11317590 Old man Ross: hello there young fellow we will have a busy day of work ahead
sorry I had to go for a while, but I am back
Private Grasshopper
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318435 >swim to the boat Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 22:15:46 No. 11318451 Report >>11318435 >look around for booty "Har har, where be me loot aye?"
Patrice Petry
>>11318435 >BLAST THE FUCKING TANK INTO NEXT WEEK >AIM FOR THE WEAK SPOT WHERE ALL WHOMST WITHIN THE HUNK OF METAL ARE SITUATED Anonymous
>>11318435 i keeped the place nice and clean for you boss
>stay out of my shed Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318435 >get real fucking excited about the smoke, that means fire! >chase the ship Tortuga (cat)
>>11318435 "Meow meow?"
(Need some help?)
>Slice her temple open Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318435 Decent shot.
>Investigate the location further, along with looking over the soldiers to see if they have useful items. Doctor Anonymous
>>11318447 you start swiming in the lake to catch the boat but the current is very strong and you notice it will take more time to arrive by swiming
>>11318440 you continue hopping along the open field but you have no luck finding an arume base yet, you ear the battle rage on behind you
>>11318451 Arume: I don't know but you can look for it if you want
you start looking for booty, you only find an AK-47 a couple bullets and a bucket
>>11318452 :external_screaming:
you shoot the tank again with your rpg you manage to stop the gun, the tank goes silent but you start hearing heavy foot steps coming in your direction
>>11318453 Old man Ross: I expect no less from you, I will have to go for a while so I will leave the inn in your hands is it ok for you?
>>11318464 you run along the margin until you reach the source of the smoke, there you see
>>11318451 collecting some loot and a wounded arume by his side talking to him
>>11318472 you finish her in one swift move
>>11318482 you both look at what the arume soldier had with them and you both find 2 combat knifes, 3 M4A4 and nothing else
Anonymous
>>11318516 where you headed boss?
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318516 >use the power of nakedness to swim faster and harder Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318516 >run to the smoke >look for living aroom to BURN >hope I haven't already burnt this place down and forgot about it. Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318516 Eh, don't need much else. You?
>Turn to Sasha as you only take a bit more ammo, just in case. Then look around the base for a map or something. Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 22:41:34 No. 11318538 Report >>11318516 >two ak 47's now...HAR HAR I LIKE THIS "Who exactly arrrrrr ye lass?"
Patrice Petry
>>11318516 >BLAST in the direction of the footsteps >Also see who is coming Tortuga (cat)
>>11318516 >Look down the halls, engaging my cat ears to get a general idea of the area based on the sounds Private Grasshopper
Doctor Anonymous
>>11318522 Old man Ross: you see the arume have been scouting this area a lot recently and I am going to organise a town militia incase the worst happens
>>11318534 you use da power of nakedness and you manage to overpower the current, and reach the area where the smoke is coming from
>>11318535 you reach the area that is smoking, nothing is leaft except the charred remains of what used to be an arume base, besides these remains there is
>>11318538 talking to an arume
>>11318537 Sasha: thank you for the bullets
you both continue walking arround the base looking for a map, unfortunatly you do not find one, as you continue on one of the hallways you ear noise coming from behind a door
>>11318538 Arume: well just a soldier who is sick of obeying orders I guess *sigh*, so is that boat yours or did you steal it?
>>11318541 you shoot in the direction the foot steps came from, as they approach you can see what was causing them, a 5 meter tall mech like pic related equiped with various weaponry and well armored, then a manly voice shouts "SURRENDER OR BE ELIMINATED THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER"
>>11318547 you look arround, you are on a long hallway with numerous doors on both sides and that ends in some stairs, you use your cat ears to look for movement in the base, you end up earing movement in the floor above
>>11318548 you continue hopping until you find an arume base, the gate is open and there are no guards on sight
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:03:59 No. 11318587 Report >>11318580 >Follow the cat out of the room as stealthily as I can manage >It's not much since I'm an armoured chimp, but the ayys are dumb so it should suffice Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318580 >interrupt the pirate parrot's conversation finally! I've been looking for something worth burning.
>ready flamethrower although... it looks like you've had this place go up in flames already... a shame.
Anonymous
>>11318580 nothing happens in this town boss, you know this, what is the worst that can happen?
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318580 >get on the boat and see what's up Private Grasshopper
>>11318580 >Go inside and find some sexy anime ladies Tortuga (cat)
>>11318580 >>11318587 "Mow"
(There's movement above us, seems a couple of Arume are patrolling around here)
>Listen for how many there are Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318580 No problem again.
>Point to the door and gesture to sasha to move quietly over, before checking what's behind the door. Stealthily. Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:09:24 No. 11318613 Report >>11318580 "It be mine now, harhar. Wouldn't be a pirate without it hehe. Tell you what. Orders are for dogs and there are no dogs at sea lass. Come with me and I'll show you how to REALLY live."
>Sling the other ak over my back >extend hand and smile a big toothy grin Patrice Petry
>>11318580 >BLAST THE FUCKING MECH SEND IN INTO THE FUCKING EARTH WHERE IS CAN REST FOR ETERNITY Doctor Anonymous
>>11318589 well they could find us, a few months ago we had a close call where an arume scout found our village and some of us had to track her down and kill her
>>11318588 you approach
>>11318613 and the arume with your flamethrower in hand, she seems somewhat scared as you walk in their direction menacingly ゴゴゴゴ
>>11318594 you climb onto the boat and watch them
>>11318588 >>11318613 on the shore
>>11318595 you walk inside but as you do you notice the corpse of an arume with her legs ripped off and her throat slit
>>11318605 you listen carefully and notice there are only two people above on the main hall but it is impossible to tell how many are in the room in the right side of the top floor
>>11318607 you move first but then notice an arume waiting for you on the other side, she probably heard the shots you fired, she takes a shot but misses for a few centimeters
>>11318613 you both shake hands, she let's a small smile
Arume: so what is the plan now?
you then notice
>>11318594 on top of your boat and
>>11318588 aapproaching menacingly, the arume by your side seems slightly scared
>>11318625 you shoot the mech destroying half of it's "head", it now charges at you blasting it's front guns
>>11318587 you both continue on the hallway you watch as the cat seems to be trying to ear activity in the building
Private Grasshopper
>>11318675 >"Good God." >Investigate the rest of the base Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318675 >put the muzzle of the flamethrower to the arume, ignoring the pirate >smile at the arume to increase intimidation factor now what's going on here?
Anonymous
>>11318675 you and i both know that they are not real.
you are safe everything is fine
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318675 >see if there's clothes on the boat Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318675 >Fire at her fast, but more to suppress her as I get into cover. Sasha can surely handle this, right? Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:34:51 No. 11318703 Report >>11318675 "Har....what now? Come with me lass."
>Run back to the boat Tortuga (cat)
>>11318675 "Mew"
(Two above, we can deal with them)
>Go up to the stairs, ready to pounce and slice some throats open if they come down Patrice Petry
>>11318675 >Do an epic dodge roll to evade the mech and it's lead, shooting it from the behind and hopefully ending the life of it's inhabitant Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović
Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović ID:D3wmiRWX Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:48:25 No. 11318740 Report >materialize with m79 grenade launcher which can't shoot beyond 29 yards
Doctor Anonymous
>>11318683 you continue investigating the base until you meet face to face with
>>11318605 and
>>11318587 >>11318690 the arume starts getting really worried as you point the flamethrower at her *ゴゴゴゴ intensifies*
Arume: hey please don't do anything crazy, I just defected the arume empire and I am joining him
>>11318703 >>11318696 Old man Ross: are you sure? I mean we are relatively speaking a few miles from the nearest arume base and what has been protecting this isolated village is it's geography
>>11318700 you look for clothes inside and you do find some, in fact enough to completely fill a backpack
>>11318701 you take but you fail, Sasha get's out of cover and takes a shot hitting the arume on the shoulder, Sasha makes you a sign to a shot
>>11318703 after speaking to the arume you look at
>>11318690 and then as you run back to the boat you notice
>>11318700 is on top of it
Arume: hey flamethrower guy what is your name?
>>11318709 you ear shots being fired as you climb the stairs you see an arume squating with an M4A4 protecting a doorway with her back turned to you
>>11318712 >dubs :crying_negro:
you successfully dodge, and you shot the mech from behind blowing up it's tail, the mech now runs away to get some distance and now charges back to you guns blazing
>>11318740 you wake up on a small clearing in the forest with an m79 grenade launcher by your side with only two grenades to launch
Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318747 >Fire! Kill the arume soldier! Anonymous
>>11318747 arume? that's just a fairy tale, ghost stores, something you tell your kids to keep them in line
arume are not real
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318747 names, Jack, now why should I believe you're a defector?
>keep aiming the flamethrower besides, anyone could just CLAIM to be betraying. what if you're a mole?
Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović
Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović ID:D3wmiRWX Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:55:43 No. 11318758 Report >go for a walk and attempt to find either cute girls or more 40mm nades btw where is discord
General "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318747 >take all the clothes and put them on. >row the boat to shore Private Grasshopper
Patrice Petry
>>11318747 >DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL >BLAM BLAM BLAM >SHOOT TILL HES DEAD >DIE DIE DIE Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:00:39 No. 11318777 Report >>11318747 >>11318754 "Oh dearrrrr I hadn't though about tharr. Flamethrowerrrr matey decide what to do with herrr."
>Head back to the bridge and prepare to start sailing again Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318777 >>11318747 ...keep an eye on her, a very close eye. if she starts acting too suspect, bullet.
Tortuga (cat)
>>11318747 >Sneak up behind and slice her throat before she notices me Doctor Anonymous
>>11318750 you take a shot, it lands on her chest she is bleeding but she is still fighting, as you get into cover Sasha jumps out and slits the arume's throat with a combat knife
>>11318752 Old man Ross: what? haven't you heard of what has happened to most of humanity?
>>11318754 Arume: my base got destroyed during an attack, I defied the orders of my commander and tryed running away because I have a sence of self preservation so even if I returned to my superiors they would execute me for defecting
>>11318758 you go for a walk and as you continue you find an arume with a M4A4 patrolling the area
>>11318760 you put on all of the clothes, you now look like big nigga
>>11318761 you run away from them both into the oposite side of the hallway
>>11318769 the mech charges at you, you try to shoot it but you miss you get hit on your leg and you fall to the ground, the mech continues charging at you
>>11318777 you head back to the ship and prepare it to sail
>>11318798 you go to sneak behind the arume ready to strike but another arume comes from the front and slits her throat with a combat knife in a fast and swift move
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318832 that's fair, but I'm still keeping an eye on you.
>head to the ship, and drink the tea in my thermal flask. Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318832 ...Thanks.
>Get up and recover from that close call, before moving closer with Sasha to see what's behind the door. Tortuga (cat)
>>11318832 "Meow?"
(The hell?)
>Dart a bit away, keep my distance from her Private Grasshopper
>>11318832 >Set off on a journey to find a new Arume base that hasn't been raped by animals Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:23:05 No. 11318848 Report >>11318832 "OOH!"
>Attack the new arume and smash her skull with chimply strength Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:23:40 No. 11318849 Report >>11318792 "Aye lad. Ready the riggin. We're goin lootin today matey."
>Set sail in search of targets Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318832 >>11318849 >>11318839 "ARRRGGHHHHH"
>look for any arume booty to plunder Patrice Petry
>>11318832 >ROLL ON THE GROUND OUT THE WAY AND PREPARE ANOTHER RPG TO BLAST THIS FUCKER INTO ORBIT Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318849 >>11318854 ...Argh..?
>look forward to finding targets to burn while drinking tea and unpacking all the weapons I brought to the ship Anonymous
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:35:54 No. 11318883 Report Quoted By:
>>11318854 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Doctor Anonymous
>>11318839 you jump into the boat and start drinking you yorkshire tea (congrats if you get the reference), it feels really good
>>11318841 you get up and acompany Sasha out of the door where you find a cat
>>11318842 and a chimpanzee
>>11318848 >>11318842 you remain in place as you watch an Arume walk out of the door with
>>11318841 by her side
>>11318847 you continue travelling for a long while until you spot an arume outpost
>>11318848 you arrive to smash the arume's skull but all you see is the cat standing still near
>>11318841 and an arume with a different uniform to those you just killed
>>11318849 >>11318859 >>11318854 Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff starts looking into the horizon for targets, Jack von Flammenwerfer unpacks all of his stuff onto the ship while drinking yorkshire tea, meanwhile Privateer Pollybeard is driving the ship
>>11318856 you try to roll into the ground but you aren't fast enough to dodge the mech, it hits you it's "head" knocking you almost unconsious
>>11318880 Old man Ross: do you want me to explain to you everything that has happened in the outside world in the last year or so?
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:43:35 No. 11318897 Report >>11318894 >That's the one I'm attacking. >OOH OOH AH AH Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318894 "ARGH"
>keep looking Private Grasshopper
>>11318894 >Morph into a human and get this show on the road >Cautiously walk over to the outpost "Hello? Anyone home?"
Anonymous
>>11318894 there is no outside world man.
this is all there is
humanity has always been this way.
come take a lode off.
sit with me and have a smoke.
you are safe and you have nothing to worry about
Tortuga (cat)
>>11318894 Look down the hallway, see if there are any rooms conveniently labeled "explosives"
Patrice Petry
>>11318894 >LAST DITCH EFFORT RPG SHOT FROM THE GORUND WHILE LYING DOWN HALF CONSCIOUS >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT CANT END LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318894 >feel the essence of queen lizzie as I consume this perfectly balanced drink. >then get to our equivilent of a crow's nest to look for a base Loafing Prodigy/Tsubakura
>>11318894 >>11318897 ...Is that a-
>Instinctively raise my weapon and fire at the armored chimp if he tries to assault me or Sasha. Stop!
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:54:56 No. 11318931 Report >>11318894 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH."
>Keep driving until butt naked spots something Doctor Anonymous
>>11318897 you charge at the arume making chimp noises but she quickly dodges and punches you in the face, you then get shot in the foot by
>>11318912 >>11318898 you look to the horizon but you do not find any arume base
>>11318899 you somehow using some plot cheese manage to morph into a human, you then approach the arume outpost and knock on the door asking "Hello? Anyone home?"
>>11318900 Old man Ross: I see, well do you have any cigarretes?
>>11318903 you go look for explosives but you do not find them only a barrel of gasoline
>>11318906 in your last ditch effort you take a last shot that knocks down the mech which falls in front of you, now that your foe has been defeated you see a small fluffy bear paw sticking out of the cockpit
>>11318910 you drink your perfectly balanced tea just as spiff intended, you then go for the highest point of the ship and try to look out for an arume base, you eventually do spot one
>>11318912 the monkee jumps at Sasha, you try to shoot him but only manage to hit him on the foot, thankfully Sasha dodges his attack and punches him in the face
>>11318931 you continue driving the boat, eventually
>>11318910 manages to spot a base in the distance
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:03:47 No. 11318952 Report >>11318912 "Ooh, ooh, ooh!"
(What the fuck even are you!?)
>Cue aggressive chest beating Anonymous
>>11318951 >gets out my weed pipe of cores of cores have some
Tortuga (cat)
>>11318951 >Whip around and dart to the chimp's side, hissing and arching my back at Tsubakura "Hhrrr ROWR"
(If she isn't against us she better get going soon)
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:06:37 No. 11318963 Report >>11318951 >Fuck >FUCK >Leap away and climb to a high place Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović
Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović ID:D3wmiRWX Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:08:23 No. 11318970 Report >>11318894 >Quickly load up the M79 and make sure it's ready to fire. >Swag up about 20 meters away from the bitch, staying low. I did this real slowly, once in range I would kneel, shouldering the m79 as I unfolded the sights, Afterwards I would peer down them, scanning slightly ahead of the bitch as she patrolled. After a moment I trained the M79 slightly ahead of her path, holding my breath as i waited for a moment before squeezing down on the trigger, launching a 40mm into her head. This didn't make much of a sound besides the light *thunk* of the M79 firing and the round smashing into her skull full force. The round didn't detonate as it didn't clear the 30 meter distance required for the thing to arm. But it still is a large grenade slamming into a bitches skull at like 167 miles per hour. Patrice Petry
>>11318951 >Shoot the fucking shit out of the cock pit with my assault rifle no particular variant >If I can get up and move, stand and open the cock pit manually then shoot the fucking shit out of whatever abomination occupies it instead Tsubakura
>>11318952 >>11318963 ...Are you trying to intimidate me or something?
>Do not understand chimp, since that's some class your friend would take. And she's not around right now. Because that's fallen flat on its face. I don't care about what silly shit you Arume got to get me locked back into this shitty jail.
>>11318961 ...Now there's a cat too?
>>11318951 >Try to process the situation along with Sasha. Since you don't have easy access to booze you really NEED right now. Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović
Swagon Milovenogihalanoyankajatangović ID:D3wmiRWX Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:10:30 No. 11318979 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>11318951 how many rooms are at the inn?
how many of them are occupied?
Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11318951 >scout out the aroom base Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:11:21 No. 11318983 Report >>11318951 >>11318910 >>11318898 "READY THE RIGGIN LADS, PREPARE THE CANONS, WE'RE GOIN RAIDING."
>Head towards the dock Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11318951 >>11318983 >point to the base let us aquire loot!
Doctor Anonymous
>>11318952 Sasha: a member of the Vallgarian special operations unit
you then climb some furniture on the hallway, the cat comes to your side
>>11318956 Old man Ross: sure
the old man tries the weed for the first time and starts feeling dizy
>>11318961 you start hissing and arching your back as you get to monkee's side
>>11318970 she falls dead upon impact with the projectile
>>11318972 you fall unconsious and get captured
>>11318976 Sasha: we shouldn't do anything too hot headed, any ideas?
she turns to
>>11318952 Sasha:calm down
>>11318980 Old man Ross: plenty of them 20, 10 I believe are occupied
>>11318981 >>11318983 >>11318994 you three start looking at the arume base to look for details but you are currently too far to be able to see any details that might give you some info, the boat continues it's approach of the base
Anonymous
>>11319013 who there buddy
you have had a little to much i will help you into and empty room with a nice bed
far way from the other guest so they will not give you a headache
canadian
>>11319013 >Cautiously scan the area, emerging from the bush as I dash over to her, snagging her weapons and any ammunitions off of her, tucking the ammos away into my jacket as I slung the M4A4. I quickly snag her body up and take it off into the thick brush from which I emerged. Scanning it for any 40mms Jack von Flammenwerfer
>>11319013 >check if I packed a telescope >if so, use it to get a closer look Captain "Butt Naked" Jeff
>>11319013 >wait until the boat reaches the land and then go scout out the base Private Grasshopper
>>11318951 >Wait for a response Patrice Petry
>>11319013 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >Try to wake up Tsubakura
>>11319013 >Give an look at utter confusion at Sasha, like she's a nutter. Before sighing and returning to the usual stoic expression. ...If you can actually understand them, please tell them to at least stay out of our way. And figure out why they attacked us.
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:29:44 No. 11319031 Report >>11319013 "Ooh! OOH! OOH!"
(OH GOD OH FUCK THIS STRANGER SPEAKS CHIMP. CAT, THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL, LET'S RETREAT!)
Tortuga (cat)
>>11319013 >>11319031 "Meow mew"
(My chimp friend, if they understand chimp they'd better be dealt with quickly. There's a barrel of gasoline right over there, tip it over and we'll go through the vents to find the explosives)
>Look around to find the nearest vent to slip into Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate)
Privateer Pollybeard (soon to be pirate) ID:Mp+xbgwP Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:42:05 No. 11319048 Report Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme
Nebuchadnezzar III, Chimp Supreme ID:9mv9Tl4Y Sat 19 Sep 2020 01:45:49 No. 11319058 Report Quoted By:
>>11319038 "Ooh, ah, ah..."
(Locate the explosives first and then return, I'll keep them occupied in the meantime.)
Doctor Anonymous
>>11319018 after finishing you take the old man to one of the bedrooms and leave him resting there on one of the most isolated rooms so he isn't bothered by the noise of other people
>>11319020 fortunatly you brought a spy glass with you, you then proceed to use it to observe the base, with your spyglass you manage to observer the base is near a wodden dock and it is a particularly large base for such a remote location, you continue observing until the boat is near the shore
>>11319021 >>11319048 the boat continues getting closer to the shore but it's still a few meters off
>>11319022 you wait for someone to answer your call until eventually an arume opens the door, she is somewhat suprised to see a human come here and points her gun at you
>>11319023 you wake up, both your hands and legs are tied up, before you stands a collossal figure, a polar bear sized green bipedal lizard with 4 eyes wearing a uniform with a coat of arms very different from the arume empire's coat of arms and a lot of military badges signifying his high rank
>>11319025 Sasha: I can do that
the air is thick with tension as both sides look at one another
>>11319031 >>11319038 Sasha: hey there is no need to fight, in the end we are on the same side
you look at one another
>>11319019 you successfully manage to neutralize her and hide her body, but then you are spotted by an arume passing by
[End of the Thread]
thank you all for playing
https://youtu.be/34mFY5Y94Zw Anonymous
>>11319068 i take a pillow and smother him to death in his sleep
making no nose as i do it
Doctor Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>11319076 you try to smother Old man Ross to death in his sleep but he awakes and starts struggling with you but the frail old man eventually takes his last breath
[end of this episode]
canadian (not american)
canadian (not american)
Quoted By:
>>11319131 noo my secret identity has been comprimised