>>11320067>I dream of owning a Ferrari some day. I want to be able to afford one.Let me explain to you the incredible faggotry of Ferrari, why they actually suck, and why you never want to own one
You, being a reasonable man are thinking I have X amount of money, MSRP says X, I can finally afford this Ferrari
Enter the greatest Italian scam of all time:
Walk into Ferrari dealer
I want the new 812 Superfast, or GTS (because its the only one worth getting), I have 350k
Dealer: well there bud, you have to do a few things before we get there
First you're gonna buy a Maserati
Did that? Good, now you're gonna buy a Portofino
Btw you're gonna option it in red with tan leather
Btw you're gonna sign a first right of refusal to sell contract with us, and if you break it you're blacklisted
Did that? Good, now we'll let you buy a used Ferrari if you want, just not the special editions
Ok now you have the "privilege" of buying a F8
Same thing, we get first right of refusal, and you're getting red on tan
Did that? Good, now we'll let you order your 812 Superfast
Btw you're paying 50k over sticker for the privilege of owning this car
Btw the options will be 60k to make it resellable
Btw, if anything breaks (and it will, because its fucking Ferrari and they're fragile shitboxes outside the powertrain) it'll take hours just to talk to a service advisor and at least a month to get you in
Btw if we ever call you to buy the car back, you better sell if you want to continue to buy what you want from Ferrari
Btw if you ever move none of this shit counts 1 bit at any other Ferrari dealer, so you're buying from us for life
Btw all our stats are a total lie on the cars. We give different cars for 0-60 tests vs the track tests because we're damn Italian cheaters
TLDR
Fuck Ferrari
T. Worked for exotic car dealer
Porsche if you want to drive the thing (Cayman GTS 4.0 or GT3)
Lambo if you're a nigger level show off (Huracan does drive well)
Singer 911 for true patricians
